Porky's Revenge (1985)
Porky Wallace: You're gonna have to forgive my temper, Meat. But I'm glad to see my son-in-law's a moxie guy, 'cause that's just what I want for my grandson.
Meat Tuperello: What grandson?
Porky Wallace: The one from you and Blossom, asshole. What do you think you're doing here?
Meat Tuperello: Beats the shit out of me.
Porky Wallace: I hope we don't have to do that. Nah, that's not important. All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.
Pee Wee Morris: Inga? Do you still have your dress on?
Inga: It's American custom, you know.
Tommy, Meat, Billy, Brian and Wendy (together): Ja! Ja! Ja!
Inga: I love America.
[she unzips her gown and shows pee wee her breasts]
Inga: Ja, ja, ja.
[Beulah Balbricker has accused Billy and his friends of watching porn in the school library]
Billy: Miss Balbricker, with all due respect. That's your opinion.
Beulah Balbricker: They all had BONERS!
Wendy Williams: Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a *boner*!
[Blossom is forcing herself on Meat]
Blossom: C'mon, you big stud, RIDE ME! *RIDE ME!*
[Porky just lost a lot of money because of Angel Beach's basketball victory]
Porky Wallace: [seeing Blossom happy] What are you so happy about?
Blossom: Meat won the game for *me*, Daddy.
Porky Wallace: Who?
Blossom: Meat. Meat Tuperello. He's my boyfriend.
Porky Wallace: Your WHAT?
Blossom: We went all the way.
Porky Wallace: Say again!
Blossom: [louder] We *went* all the way!
Ralph: [as Porky gets angrier] Do you want him dead or just crippled?
[Porky looks at Ralph, then Meat, then Blossom]
Porky Wallace: [restrained anger] I want that bastard *married to her*!
Grandmother: You hungry?
Meat Tuperello: I'm always hungry.
Grandmother: You wanna eat?
Meat Tuperello: Sure.
Billy: Let's hurry up, take the test and get the hell out of here.