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Porky's 3: Revenge (1985) Poster

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Porky Wallace: You're gonna have to forgive my temper, Meat. But I'm glad to see my son-in-law's a moxie guy, 'cause that's just what I want for my grandson.

Meat Tuperello: What grandson?

Porky Wallace: The one from you and Bloosom, asshole. Why do you think you're doing here?

Meat Tuperello: Beats the shit out of me.

Porky Wallace: I hope we don't have to do that. Nah, that's not important. All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.

[at graduation]

Pee Wee Morris: Inga? Do you still have your dress on?

Inga: It's American custom, you know.

Tommy, Meat, Billy, Brian and Wendy (together): Ja! Ja! Ja!

Inga: I love America.

[she unzips her gown and shows pee wee her breasts]

Inga: Ja, ja, ja.

[Beulah Balbricker has accused Billy and his friends of watching porn in the school library]

Billy: Miss Balbricker, with all due respect. That's your opinion.

Beulah Balbricker: They all had BONERS!

Wendy Williams: Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a *boner*!

Blossom: I'm Blossom. Why do they call you Meat?

Meat Tuperello: Why do they call YOU Blossom?

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Grandmother: You hungry?

Meat Tuperello: I'm always hungry.

Grandmother: You wanna eat?

Meat Tuperello: Sure.

Grandmother: Who?

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Porky Wallace: Open the goddamn bridge!

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Billy: Let's hurry up, take the test and get the hell out of here.

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Tommy Turner: What the hell. I've always wanted to be a star.

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