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A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1985)

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A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mark Pirro ...
Dupah
Lori Sutton ...
Delores Lane
Bobbi Dorsch ...
Misty
Hugh O. Fields ...
Dupah's Father
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Yvonne
Steven Dorsch ...
Ernie
Brad Waisbren ...
Ted
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Sphincter
Paul Farbman ...
The Queerwolf
Alfie Pearl ...
Theatre Usher
Louise Samuels ...
Hooker
Tyrone Dubose ...
Pimp
Jim Bruce ...
Mayonaise Man
Phil Liskum ...
Bar Patron
Catharine Wheatley ...
Judo For Jesus Girl
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A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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$3,000 (estimated)

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$500,000 (USA)
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Most of the interior castle scenes were filmed on a set built in Steve Dorsch's garage. See more »

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A Low-Budget Classic!
19 November 2002 | by (Pottstown PA) – See all my reviews

I used to watch this when "USA Up All Night" was still on the air (Gilbert Gottfried and those timeless B-movies). You can actually order this movie directly from the company (Pirromount Pictures) for about $19.99.

Is it perfect? No, but it's the most fun you'll have watching something put together on a less-than-shoestring budget. There are some really funny scenes in here, and some classic lines. In my opinion, it's better than anything Troma ever released.

8/10.


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