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A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1985)

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A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mark Pirro ...
Dupah
Lori Sutton ...
Delores Lane
Bobbi Dorsch ...
Misty
Hugh O. Fields ...
Dupah's Father
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Yvonne
Steven Dorsch ...
Ernie
Brad Waisbren ...
Ted
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Sphincter
Paul Farbman ...
The Queerwolf
Alfie Pearl ...
Theatre Usher
Louise Samuels ...
Hooker
Tyrone Dubose ...
Pimp
Jim Bruce ...
Mayonaise Man
Phil Liskum ...
Bar Patron
Catharine Wheatley ...
Judo For Jesus Girl
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A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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$500,000 (USA)
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This movie was intended to star Eddie Deezen as Dupah. He dropped out of the project, and his scenes were re-written as flashbacks for the character of Sphincter. See more »

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Referenced in Polish Vampire: Behind the Fangs (2001) See more »

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The single worst film i have ever seen in my life
9 December 2002 | by (LA CA) – See all my reviews

i've seen thousands and thousands of films, and this is THE WORST. it's rife with bad sexual puns (oh no! he's a vampire with unusually small FANGS), thorougly disreputable writing, some of the worst acting i've ever seen outside a student film, repetitive jokes and running gags that weren't funny the FIRST time, much less the fiftieth, unattractive people and stomach-turning art direction. When i rate films to my friends, i rate them on a scale of 1-1000 Polish Vampire in Burbanks. SO YES, you should WATCH THIS MOVIE and UNDERSTAND. This is a movie that EVERYONE should watch at one point or another in their lives. Suddenly everything else doesn't look half so bad. Mark Pirro has truly, truly achieved something noteworthy and lasting in this flick of his. I suppose that if you've got to make something bad, you'd better make it REALLY REALLY REALLY bad. "Curse of the Queerwolf" was rather dreadful, but it just doesn't hold a candle to the eternal awfulness of PViB. It's a lot like pro wrestling-- it can be entertaining, in a disgusting sort of way, as long as you watch it with friends, and hopefully while inebriated.


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