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A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1985)

| Comedy, Horror
A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Mark Pirro ...
Dupah
Lori Sutton ...
Delores Lane
Bobbi Dorsch ...
Misty
Hugh O. Fields ...
Dupah's Father
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Yvonne
Steven Dorsch ...
Ernie
Brad Waisbren ...
Ted
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Sphincter
Paul Farbman ...
The Queerwolf
Alfie Pearl ...
Theatre Usher
Louise Samuels ...
Hooker
Tyrone Dubose ...
Pimp
Jim Bruce ...
Mayonaise Man
Phil Liskum ...
Bar Patron
Catharine Wheatley ...
Judo For Jesus Girl
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A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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$3,000 (estimated)

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$500,000 (USA)
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fangs, but no fangs
27 August 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

A young polish vampire is taken out by his slut sister to finally penetrate a victim with his small fangs in California. A nonstop barrage of groan worthy puns, silly sight gags, and stupid little sound effects pummel the victim..umm..i mean viewer into submission. This film is simply awful, and at not even an hour and a half is STILL way too long. I found myself bored to tears. Even '80's ultra-nerd Eddie Deezen can't save this foolish film from crashing and burning. Falling to the trash heap of cinematic history. Some people may find this turd funny. I never wish to meet said people.

My Grade: D-

DVD Extras: Director's commentary; Mark Pirro bio; TV spots; 3 minutes of deleted scenes; 29 minute documentary; Teaser and full Trailer


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