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A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1985)

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A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mark Pirro ...
Dupah
Lori Sutton ...
Delores Lane
Bobbi Dorsch ...
Misty
Hugh O. Fields ...
Dupah's Father
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Yvonne
Steven Dorsch ...
Ernie
Brad Waisbren ...
Ted
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Sphincter
Paul Farbman ...
The Queerwolf
Alfie Pearl ...
Theatre Usher
Louise Samuels ...
Hooker
Tyrone Dubose ...
Pimp
Jim Bruce ...
Mayonaise Man
Phil Liskum ...
Bar Patron
Catharine Wheatley ...
Judo For Jesus Girl
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A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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$3,000 (estimated)

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$500,000 (USA)
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Most of the interior castle scenes were filmed on a set built in Steve Dorsch's garage. See more »

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Comedy for the Ageless
31 March 2000 | by (Southern California) – See all my reviews

Some friends & I found "Polish Vampire" on the video shelves one night over ten years ago, and it's tribute to simplistic humor and silly sound effects inspired us to create a series of films ourselves - which, should any of us ever decide to run for congress, you'll no doubt see. I found a copy of "Polish Vampire" on E-Bay, got some of the old gang together and we laughed at the same jokes and silly sounds of Dupah's stomach growling. We abstained this time from making more films, but all decided that "Polish Vampire" is, like, comedy for the ageless, for sure.


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