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A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1985)

| Comedy, Horror
A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mark Pirro ...
Dupah
Lori Sutton ...
Delores Lane
Bobbi Dorsch ...
Misty
Hugh O. Fields ...
Dupah's Father
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Yvonne
Steven Dorsch ...
Ernie
Brad Waisbren ...
Ted
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Sphincter
Paul Farbman ...
The Queerwolf
Alfie Pearl ...
Theatre Usher
Louise Samuels ...
Hooker
Tyrone Dubose ...
Pimp
Jim Bruce ...
Mayonaise Man
Phil Liskum ...
Bar Patron
Catharine Wheatley ...
Judo For Jesus Girl
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A somewhat reluctant vampire is taken out by his sexpot sister for his first "night out on the town."

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Comedy | Horror

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$3,000 (estimated)

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$500,000 (USA)
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The voices were all re-recorded in a studio due to the poor sound quality of the cameras. Many of the voices (including Sphincter and Dupah's father) were done by Mark Pirro. See more »

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References Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) See more »

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Hilarious!
18 July 2001 | by (Greenville,NC) – See all my reviews

This is one of those movies that is so bad that you can't stop laughing. This is a flick best enjoyed with good friends with a sense of humor. Oh, the queerwolf idea was insane! We watched this movie 10 years ago and are still laughing about it.


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