Adam Lawrence: Always treat a famous person as if they're not. And a person who's not as if they were.
Jessie: What's wrong with wanting to be the best you can be? What's wrong with wanting to be perfect? What's wrong with wanting to be loved?
Linda: It's a lot more fun looking for Mr. Goodbody than Mr. Goodbar.
Linda: He knows a guy who knows a make-up artist on the Dukes of Hazzard, who's gonna redesign my face.