Skip Tarkenton is a young animator who's just started with a low-budget animation company that produces "The Dippy Duck Show." As new guy, Skip is often the brunt of office politics, and ... See full summary »
Two reporters travel to a strange castle in Transylvania to investigate the apparent reappearance of Frankenstein, and encounter such kooky creatures as the sensitive Wolfman, the horny ... See full summary »
Rudy De Luca
Ed Begley Jr.
Skip tracer Tommy Nowak is tracking Lou Ann McGuinn for a bail bondsman in California. Lou Ann is also being chased by her husband Roy McGuinn and his birth right/neo-nazi friends for ... See full summary »
A man decides to turn his moribund life around by winning back his ex-girlfriend, reconciling his relationship with his mother, and dealing with an entire community that has returned from the dead to eat the living.
Thane Furrows, an extremely cynical but unintentionally hilarious children's book writer, wakes up one morning, and, since pretty much everyone and everything annoys him, begins another day... See full summary »
Thomas F. Wilson,
Mike is asked by a Las Vegas entertainer to come to Vegas. Mike refuses, he is then knocked out and dropped (literally) into Las Vegas. He is led to believe that the entertainer had him ... See full summary »
The Countess has a problem. She is a 400 year old vampire who will cease to look young unless she is able to feed on a virgin three times before the upcoming Halloween, a week away. She sends Sebastian, her servant and all of her lesser vampires out to find one. Finding a virgin is difficult in 1980s Los Angeles. Mark has a problem. He wants to 'do it' with Robin in the worst way, but she wants to wait. Jamie and Russ, Mark's goofy friends convince him to go to a Hollywood pick up spot where Mark meets the Countess, on the prowl. Robin's not going to understand this. Written by
John Vogel <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Mark's reflection in the dressing-room mirror does not match when the Countess's reflection is missing (the lighting and movements are wrong). Also, outside the dance, Robin faces one way while backing away from a reflectionless Mark but her reflection faces differently. See more »
This is terrible. I can't believe this happened.
Most humiliating experience of my life!
This is awful. This is the suckiest thing that could ever happen! The whole school thinks we're... gay!
Don't be such a twerp! Our past histories speak for themselves. No one's going to think we're gay.
I don't have a past history, okay? And neither do you! This is it. We might as well move in together and get his-and-his towels.
Hey who cares what those assholes think?
What were they doing in the ...
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All I have to say is that Jim Carrey is an amazing actor. I've recently decided that he is one of my favorite actors and I would like to own ALL of his movies that I can get ahold of. So the other day I saw "Once Bitten" at "the Wherehouse" and decided to purchase it without even having seen it (also it was only $5, you can't go wrong with a movie for $5). So anyway, I watched it the other day for the first time and let me tell you, it was well worth buying. I admit it's not as superb as "Ace Ventura" through "Me, Myself and Irene", but it's actually quite funny in it's own right. I can't say that everyone is going to enjoy this film, but if you like Jim Carrey, I'm sure you'll find it's redeeming values. The story is kind of silly, but as long as you can deal with that, I'm sure you'll like the movie. I hope you enjoy the film as much as I did. Later,
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