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Murphy's Romance (1985) Poster

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Murphy: I'm in love for the last time in my life.

Emma: I'm in love for the first time in my life.

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Murphy: My friends have overlooked my shortcomings, seen me through some dark days, and brightened up the rest of them. I'm glad to have them; I'm honored to have them; I'm lucky to have them.

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Emma: [at the hospital, looking at the babies in the maternity ward] Any of them yours?

Murphy: I told you, I go out of town.

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[about his birthday cake]

Emma: Okay, what is it? How old are you, Murphy?

Murphy: Just set the damn thing on fire!

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Murphy: It might be the ball cock.

Emma: Most problems start there.

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Emma: Stay to supper, Murphy?

Murphy: I won't do that unless I'm still here at breakfast.

Emma: How do you like your eggs?

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[last lines]

Murphy: I'm sixty.

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[first lines]

Murphy: [to Emma, who's about to put a flyer on his windshield] Lady, you're covering up my causes.

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Murphy: I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one.

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Murphy: You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your ass kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!

Bobby Jack Moriarty: You're a feisty old booger, aren't ya.

Murphy: I thought we just settled that!

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Emma: Don't you know you can't fight City Hall?

Murphy: You can wrestle 'em!

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Emma: Well, you got a fine horse. Where are you going to keep him?

Murphy: With you.

[he walks on as Emma stops in her tracks]

Emma: Oh.

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Bobby Jack Moriarty: I just ain't had enough good times yet.

Emma: Well, the party's over, my friend. Someone just handed you the check.

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Bobby Jack Moriarty: God, does everybody have to put their head down and slog?

Emma: Most people do.

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Emma: [after being turned down for a loan by the bank] I'd go out on the streets, but you've only got one.

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Emma: [to Jake, after telling him she's going to ask Bobby Jack to leave] You sure have had a short childhood.

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Bobby Jack Moriarty: I'm a born again Christian!

Emma: Well, I sure hope they don't pass you the collection plate.

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Jake Moriarity: Can I have a beer?

Emma: In about 5 years you can!

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Bobby Jack Moriarty: I think you're banging Emma?

Murphy: Banging? That's an ugly expression for that particular pleasure.

Bobby Jack Moriarty: How about fucking?

Murphy: I don't like that one a whole alot better! And, if I was, it would be none of your concern.

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