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Liza Chamberlain: Did you hear that she got raped this afternoon by two homosexuals? One held her down and the other one did her hair.

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May: Cody, Cody, Cody. I understand you're a private investigator.

Faye: And we want to know if you'll investigate our privates.

May: Mmm hmm.

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Cody Abilene: Would I help any woman in distress? Yes, ma'am, I would.

Lady Lillian Chamberlain: Oh, Cody Abilene. My Abilene.

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Lady Lillian Chamberlain: I do wish Luciana hadn't killed Shane. It's such an inconvenience. Good help is so very hard to find, you know.

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Cody Abilene: All right everybody, this party's over!

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Cody Abilene: We're in big trouble.

June Khnockers: No shit, Kemo Sabe.

Cody Abilene: You don't understand. I only have one bullet left and I've never hit a moving target in my life. Here he comes.

June Khnockers: [Stands up and exposes her breasts] Hey, look at these!

Luke: [Stops and stares] Yeah!

[Cody shoots Luke]

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Cody Abilene: We need this film developed.

Rodney, the Photographer: Sure, no problem.

Cody Abilene: Oh, by the way, it doesn't have to be good. Just fast.

Rodney, the Photographer: Fast, not good. Huh. Sounds like most men I know.

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Cody Abilene: All right, it's these hands. They're the lethal weapons.

Beverly: Yeah, just be careful when you play with yourself.

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Shane: Thanks a lot, I enjoyed it.

Liza Chamberlain: Damn you, Shane, you son of a bitch!

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Liza Chamberlain: Cody, do you cook?

Cody Abilene: Not much.

Liza Chamberlain: Well, what do you usually make for dinner?

Cody Abilene: Reservations.

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