Malibu Express (1985)
May: Cody, Cody, Cody. I understand you're a private investigator.
Faye: And we want to know if you'll investigate our privates.
May: Mmm hmm.
Liza Chamberlain: Did you hear that she got raped this afternoon by two homosexuals? One held her down and the other one did her hair.
Liza Chamberlain: Cody, do you cook?
Cody Abilene: Not much.
Liza Chamberlain: Well, what do you usually make for dinner?
Cody Abilene: Reservations.
Cody Abilene: Would I help any woman in distress? Yes, ma'am, I would.
Lady Lillian Chamberlain: Oh, Cody Abilene. My Abilene.
Lady Lillian Chamberlain: I do wish Luciana hadn't killed Shane. It's such an inconvenience. Good help is so very hard to find, you know.
Cody Abilene: We're in big trouble.
June Khnockers: No shit, Kemo Sabe.
Cody Abilene: You don't understand. I only have one bullet left and I've never hit a moving target in my life. Here he comes.
June Khnockers: [Stands up and exposes her breasts] Hey, look at these!
Luke: [Stops and stares] Yeah!
[Cody shoots Luke]
Cody Abilene: We need this film developed.
Rodney, the Photographer: Sure, no problem.
Cody Abilene: Oh, by the way, it doesn't have to be good. Just fast.
Rodney, the Photographer: Fast, not good. Huh. Sounds like most men I know.