Malibu Express (1985)

User Rating:

2.5/10   

Director:

Andy Sidaris

Writer:

Andy Sidaris (writer)

Release Date:

March 1988 (Turkey)

Genre:

Action

Tagline:

Packing Heat From Texas To Malibu Beach!

Plot:

Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying) case...

Plot Keywords:

Cult Favorite | City Name In Title | Place Name In Title | B Movie | Psychotronic

Cast

Darby Hinton	...	Cody Abilene
Sybil Danning	...	Contessa Luciana
Art Metrano	...	Matthew
Shelley Taylor Morgan	...	Anita Chamberlain
Brett Baxter Clark	...	Shane (as Brett Clark)
Niki Dantine	...	Lady Lillian Chamberlain
Lori Sutton	...	Beverly
Lorraine Michaels	...	Liza Chamberlain
Lynda Wiesmeier	...	June Khnockers
Kimberly McArthur	...	Faye
Barbara Edwards	...	May
Abb Dickson	...	P. L. Buffington
Busty O'Shea	...	Doreen Buffington
Randy Rudy	...	Bobo Buffington
Michael A. Andrews	...	Stuart Chamberlain (as Michael Andrews)

Runtime:

105 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Iceland:16 | USA:R | Singapore:(Banned)

Filming Locations:

Beverly Hills, California, USA

Company:

Andy Sidaris Company

Quotes:

Cody Abilene: We need this film developed.
Rodney, the Photographer: Sure, no problem.
Cody Abilene: Oh, by the way, it doesn't have to be good. Just fast.
Rodney, the Photographer: Fast, not good. Huh. Sounds like most men I know.

Movie Connections:

Followed by Hard Hunted (1992)

Soundtrack:

You Gave It to Me

Jump on the Sybil "Express"!

Okay, guys, why do we watch Andy Sidaris films?

That's right, and more power to him, I say.

Any guy who makes a living out of making red-blooded movies about murder, deceit, blackmail and double-crosses then loads them with more beautiful women than a year's worth of Playboy subscriptions is my kinda film maker.

Hinton is the detective on the case but let's not talk about him. What about those ladies? Weismeier, Edwards, Sutton and Michaels are all women who deserve a second look (or third or fourth or seventeenth), but then there's Sybil Danning.

Anyone familiar with my reviews of her movies knows I think any Sybil is good Sybil and this one is about as good as it gets. She is out in full force and takes command of the screen like no one else.

But even if you just pay attention to the story, that won't hurt, either. It's actually a good one this time around and makes you wonder what the next plot twist is.

The perfect guy movie. Sorry, ladies.

Eight stars and a big shiny pistol for "Malibu Express".