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Malibu Express (1985)

 -  Action | Comedy | Mystery  -  March 1985 (USA)
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Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying) case. When he's hired to solve the murder of Contessa Luciana's husband, he jumps at the ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Cody Abilene
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Contessa Luciana
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Matthew
Shelley Taylor Morgan ...
Anita Chamberlain
Brett Baxter Clark ...
Shane (as Brett Clark)
Niki Dantine ...
Lady Lillian Chamberlain
Lori Sutton ...
Beverly
Lorraine Michaels ...
Liza Chamberlain
Lynda Wiesmeier ...
June Khnockers
Kimberly McArthur ...
Faye
Barbara Edwards ...
May
Abb Dickson ...
P. L. Buffington
Busty O'Shea ...
Doreen Buffington
Randy Rudy ...
Bobo Buffington
Michael A. Andrews ...
Stuart Chamberlain (as Michael Andrews)
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Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying) case. When he's hired to solve the murder of Contessa Luciana's husband, he jumps at the chance. In between investigating the many women around the Contessa's estate, Abilene eventually uncovers a complex case of espionage and blackmail. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

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Packing Heat From Texas To Malibu Beach! See more »

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Action | Comedy | Mystery

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March 1985 (USA)  »

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Expresso Malibu  »

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$500,000 (estimated)
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1.33 : 1
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Andy Sidaris:  Man driving Winnebago. See more »

Quotes

Cody Abilene: We need this film developed.
Rodney, the Photographer: Sure, no problem.
Cody Abilene: Oh, by the way, it doesn't have to be good. Just fast.
Rodney, the Photographer: Fast, not good. Huh. Sounds like most men I know.
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Plenty of Ladies...
9 March 1999 | by (Marietta, OH) – See all my reviews

Andy Sidaris film simply made to show off the "talents" of numerous Playmates and Penthouse Pets. He then tries to mask the playmates by creating a murder mystery to keep the flow of the film going. This has become an ongoing trend in many of Sidaris' later films, which are kind of fun. Hinton plays a Magnum P.I.-wannabee who finds himself in a murder and in the clutches of sexy Sybil Danning. There's plenty of Playmates, sex and mystery to keep an audience entertained.


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