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The Last Dragon (1985) Poster

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Sho'nuff: Kiss my Converse!

Sho'nuff: Alright, Leroy, who is the one and only master?

Leroy Green: I am.

Daddy Green: Just direct-a your feets-a to Daddy Green's Pizza!

Sho'nuff: Well, well, well. If it ain't the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the - Wassah! - legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please.

Leroy Green: The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition.

Sho'nuff: WHAT?

Leroy Green: Those who are bound by desire see only that which can be held in their hands.

Sho'nuff: See, now it is mumbo jumbo like that, and skinny little lizards like you thinkin' they the last dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name. Get up, Leroy, I got somethin' real fo' yo' ass in these hands.

Sho'nuff: Get up, Leroy. I got somethin' real fo' yo' ass in these hands.

Eddie Arcadian: Don't bug me, fix your face.

Sho'nuff: Am I the meanest?

Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Sho'nuff: Am I the prettiest?

Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Sho'nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?

Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Sho'nuff: Well who am I?

Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Sho'nuff: Who am I?

Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Sho'nuff: I can't hear you...

Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Leroy Green: I don't even own a paintbrush.

Sho'nuff: I AM the Shogun of Harlem!

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Sho'nuff: Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

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Richie: I'm gonna slap that sucker silly for alienation of affection! If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't know who she was! Chocolate covered yellow perro!

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Laura Charles: You sure look like a master to me.

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Angela: Oh Eddie! You're all wet!

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Richie: I'm tellin' you, pop. The boy's an awkward. Stupid old clothes, won't mess with no babes... People talk, you know.

Mama Green: Richard, leave your brother alone.

Richie: I can't help it if he's weird. You're weird, man! Really weird!

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Eddie Arcadian: Where are you gonna go, Angie? Without me, you're nothing! Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent dental hygiene school drop-out from Kew Gardens getting by on her tits!

Angela: And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits.

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[during the fight in the movie theatre]

Transvestite: Don't hurt that face, baby!

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Sho'nuff: [Arcadian has just offered Sho'nuff a briefcase full of money to kill Leroy] Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment!

Eddie Arcadian: Yeah! Hey! Well, whatever! Any way you want to do it. It'll certainly be my pleasure, Mr. Nuff.

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Johnny Yu: Well, you see, Leroy, uh... you know how you're always teaching us to master "the art of fighting without fighting"?

[Leroy nods]

Johnny Yu: Well, I did you one better. I mastered "the art of fighting... without knowing how to fight".

Johnny Yu: You see, people... people are afraid of oriental dudes. Give 'em a little move, a little scream, and lotsa attitude. Check this out.

[Johnny flails around move after move through the air with no intended target in sight making sounds like a Bruce Lee movie, then one of the other students kicks him in the head, knocking him face down on the floor]

Leroy Green: Johnny, to seek safety, one must go into the heart of danger.

Johnny Yu: [Rolls over to look up at Leroy] Huh?

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Leroy Green: Hey my man, what it look like?

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Sho'nuff: [Twisting challenger's foot] YOU'LL... NEVER... USE... THIS... FOOT... AGAIN!

[bites challenger's ankle]

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Eddie Arcadian: I applaud you, Leroy. That was a great finish. Not quite the ending I had in mind, but it was a great finish. You see a .45 will put an end to all this kung fu crap. All it takes is one little bullet. So take your final bow, scum sucker.

[Leroy's eyes widen anticipating the shot]

Eddie Arcadian: [Arcadian fires]

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Disco Kid: [sees Laura kissing Leroy] Yo she got the cornball!

Richie: He ain't no cornball! He's my brother. And he's the master.

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Theater Patron: Why don't you sit down and shut up?

Sho'nuff: What? Why don't I sit down and what?

Theater Patron: I said why don't you sit down and shut up?

Sho'nuff: Why don't anybody who wants me to sit down and shut up come down here and make me? Why don't any fifty of you who want me to sit down and shut up come down here just for the fun of it?

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Sho'nuff: The Shogun is back on the scene, and the Shogun is the master!

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Sho'nuff: Come on, Leroy. Teach me something.

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Sho'nuff: Get him, girls! Maybe you can get a rise out of this limp wimp.

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