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8/10
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner...Porn Style
tampaboy-1116 September 2023
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Not quite the duplicate of the 1967 Tracy/Hepburn/Poitier classic. This was a porn movie. White son brings home a sexy black girl (Sahara) to meet his parents. His ex-sexual liaison (Traci Lords) is aghast. Dad played by Eric Edwards is busy in the film. He diddles his wife but also goes at it with his daughter and her best friend when they find he once made a porno. Christy Canyon gets 3 scenes to display her beautiful...DD's. Her scene with Traci is such a hot lesbian scene. Once again when they are together Traci comments about the mere size of Christy's breasts while Christy grabs Traci's breasts and assures he she doesn't exactly have a valley on her chest. Christy has a lesbian scene with Edwards wife before her finality with Edwards and Heather Wayne. Very hot scene. Traci has a scene starting with her stripping for Peter North and beginning to blow him when Mark Wallace comes by and joins in. Sahara, who plays Wallace's girlfriend, then joins for a 4 way. It's a super hot scene as all body parts are explored. North really goes at it with Sahara and Traci's action with Wallace is her usual high energy explosive performance.

But the best scene is Traci seducing the pool boy played by Dan T. Mann. Traci comes to the pool where Dan is skimming the pool to clean it. Traci walks over in super skimpy shorts with a slit on the sides and a sleeveless top that is a tad too small to contain her 36D Cup bosoms. She of course does not wear a bra so while she saunters over the grab Dan by his joint, her shirt is strained by her bouncing boobs. She takes Mann into a private room near the pool and she begins to come on to him. Doesn't take Dan long to join her. She lowers his shorts and begins the performative Traci Lords blowjob. Traci was under 18 at the time but her love of felatio was so evident. She simply takes her time and manipulates her hands and mouth to get Mann as excited as possible. Mann returns the favor stripping Traci naked and putting her on her knees and from behind Mann gives Traci great tongue licking action. Finally they consummate their heat. Mann screws Traci from behind, in missionary, in cowboy and reverse cowboy. It is in reverse cowboy that this incredibly sexy, fully developed teenager rides Mann as if she'd been screwing for 10 years or more. I mean she simply goes at it like a porn veteran. Finally they get to the floor where Mann explodes on Traci's backside. Where she again does her signature post coital reach around. She scoops up Mann's love juice with her index finger and brings that finger to her mouth so she can taste him. She simply knew how to sell the scene while it was going on and then the after scene. Her scenes are what made this film so watchable.
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One of Traci's best
mingo-29 August 2000
It's illegal now but if you could see it, you'd know why we still miss her. Traci conveys the message better than any other porn performer that she LIKES sex. In later years she claimed to have been so strung out on drugs that she doesn't remember most of her porn career, if you see this movie you know she lied. Traci is focused, and having a very good time, I did too watching her.
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9/10
A must for Traci Lords fans.
jskeith525 October 2005
This is one of the better movies with Traci that I have seen. Not much of a plot?, who cares cause she has terrific energy and great boobs. This movie is about a white family's son who brings home a sexy black chick (Savahna). This is the family that plays together, stays together. This movie has some great other stars including Christy Canyon, Heather Wayne, Eric Edwards and Peter North. Traci starts off with a hot scene with the pool guy, ( the lucky dog ) and then there is a smoking scene with Traci and Christy fooling around on the couch. There is also some taboo sex with mother-daughter and father-daughters.I purchased this movie before the age scandal made it illegal. Might be willing to sell it if anyone is interested.
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3/10
Boring, overlong, sometimes near torture to watch
hollywoodshack21 November 2015
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If Traci Lords ever wanted to retire from adult films, working in director Bruce Seven's Harlequin Affair would be her best reason. The scenes are so long, repetitive, and mostly resemble clips of the same thing done better in other films from the same actors. The grist of this Guess Who's Coming to Dinner spoof is that Eric Edward's son is returning home to announce his marriage to a black bride played by Sahara, causing a little grumble from the relatives. Christy Canyon and Traci do their same girl/girl routine from Battle of the Superstars, plus dildo but minus the excitement or pleasure felt in that film. Traci and Sahara join Peter North and another guy for a scene that drags on endlessly, the guys go soft and bone up again to repeat painful, boring, and overlong positions while chance for a good three way is wasted. It even shows the "family" of Canyon and Heather Wayne watching an old Eric Edwards porn film on a big TV..ho, hum. Christy doesn't even get screwed by one guy during the whole film!
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