Memorable quotes for
Fandango (1985) More at IMDbPro »

Gardner: We're innocent critters squashed on the highway of life!

---

Philip: Texas is really ugly, you know. I mean, what could anyone possibly like about this state?
Dorman: I like the way it's shaped.

---

Gardner: There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. It's a privilege of youth.

---

Philip: You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met.
Gardner: Well, somebody had to be.

---

Philip: Where's your car?
Gardner: You're drinkin' it!

---

Gardner: Here's to us and the privileges of youth!

---

Phillip: Well, we're not youths anymore, Peter Pan!

---

Gardner: She looks fast Truman.
Truman Sparks: Yeah, it's the stripes!

---

Judy: Then she had her utopian tubes removed.
Gardner: "No That's fallopian darlin'.
Judy: Fallopian? Them's books of the bible silly... first and second fallopians!

---

Phillip: They're airheads Gardener. Bimbos. Little girls with little brains.
Gardner: "well we're not trying to expand their MINDS Phillip so don't get picky on me.

---

Gardner: We could see the Donkey Lady!
Phil Hicks, Groover: We could get diseases

---

Gardner: That's one small step for a Groover, boys... one giant leap for weenie-kind!

---

Phil Hicks, Groover: Angels!

---

Related Links

Plot summary	Plot keywords	Amazon.com summary
User comments	Trivia	Goofs
Main details	IMDb quotes browser	Search quotes section
Browse titles with quotes by letter    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Other