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27 out of 41 people found the following review useful:
Who is this unusual creature... so different from the rest of us?, 24 August 2004
Author:
dsf3g from USA
A space ship lands on a distant planet and stumbles upon another,
seemingly abandoned, craft. Upon boarding, the crew discover, much to
their surprise, that it is inhabited by a strange, exotic, grotesque
occupant that is almost inconceivably different from themselves. That
occupant is German thespian Klaus Kinski, whose acting skills are
shockingly and terrifyingly superior to those of the crew who have come
to rescue him. Gaze in unspeakable terror as the battle-weary Kinski,
doubtless fancying himself still on the set of "Aguirre, Wrath of God"
delivers the movie's one memorable line: "We found... a child's
butterfly collection... but some of these butterflies... were not too
friendly." Then recoil in horror as the camera draws back to reveal the
rest of the cast fixed upon Kinski with the grim authority and searing
screen presence of Fred, Daphne, Wilma, Shaggy and Scooby when they
first encountered the Glowing Green Ghost of Foggy Willow's Bend.
Oh yeah... there's also a gross alien monster creature that goes around
eating everyone because he's hungry... or maybe he's just ticked off
that someone burned up "rosebud," his favorite sled. I forget exactly.
It's been a while since I saw the film.
14 out of 18 people found the following review useful:
A bit more genre than the usual Alien/Aliens rip off, 10 February 2007
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Author:
mstomaso from Vulcan
This not-very-original sci-fi horror flick pits a mysterious alien with
telepathic powers and very sharp teeth recovered from what appears to
be an ancient intergalactic zoological collection by a corporate
exploration expedition against the expedition's crew. The action takes
place on Titan, one of Jupiter's larger moons.
The film starts out relatively strong although the script and directing
are more than just a little off throughout the entire experience. A
surprisingly well fleshed-out backstory is provided in the first 10-15
minutes of the film. As the crew are, of course, picked off one by one
(none of them seem to have much in the way of basic survival training
or even instincts), and the audience gets closer to seeing and
understanding the alien, things fall apart pretty quickly.
Most of the acting is OK, but a little hamstrung by the weak script and
generally poor direction, pacing and editing. Kinski makes the best of
his cameo - a very strange role for him for since his enormous
personality and screen presence do not fit comfortably into the quirky,
somewhat perverse German engineer he plays. And Wendy Schaal does a
nice job with her very poorly scripted character.
For the most part, the special effects are good. But the creature
itself, who thankfully does not appear until fairly late in the film,
is neither freightening nor very aesthetically interesting. There is
really no pay-off in the creature's appearance - it's obviously a
poorly animated rubber puppet, and some of the melee scenes are
actually laughable. More judicious editing and cinematography would
have made this a better film, but even with these imrpovements, the
derivative plot and poor script would have probably limited its
potential to about a 5 in my rating system.
14 out of 21 people found the following review useful:
Space-Cheese !!!, 21 August 2003
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Author:
Coventry from the Draconian Swamp of Unholy Souls
Of course, this isn't a very good movie. In fact, it's pretty bad but I'm a whole different kind of movie-critic when I watch movies like this. Everybody needs some brainless and fun films to relax from time to time and William Malone's Creature is the perfect film for that. Creature is an shameless ripoff of Alien and it also stole several elements from John Carpenter's The Thing, but I hardly think that's a reason to ignore it completely. From the beginning of this picture you can easily point out those characters who're going to die but that's ok. You stay in your seat just to see in wich horrible ways they come to an end. These are the moments that make this film worth watching. Especially if you like a good share of blood, guts and gore. I tell you, some of the scenes are rated pretty high on the "vomit-scale". So, if you like to see heads flying around and love to see faces being ripped off...Creature is your cup of tea. All together, there are 2 major reasons to check this film out. The first one is the amazingly good musical score. I wasn't able so far to find out who made it, but I don't think they're big names in the field seeing the status of this flick. The score was a pleasant surprise and worth checking out. And last but not least... KLAUS KINSKI !! This guy is ( was...sorry ) a great actor. Without even trying he beats all the other acting-performances. Klaus clearly amused himself while playing the role of Hans Rudy Hofner and his own German accent really works here. I expected his role to be a little bigger but that's ok, the few times he's on screen are the most memorable ones. But it ain't really a big honor to be the best actor in this cast, though. All the others suck pretty bad. Wendy Schaal is very cute in her role of Beth but she can't act very well. That's ok, the girl who plays Susan can't act at all and above that she looks like David Bowie did during the 80's...and that's NOT a compliment !! I'm not even bothering to mention the rest of the cast. Oh, there is one last thing worth checking out on Creature. The very very stupid confession of Mrs. Bryce (Diane Salinger)at the end ...man, that's got to be the most ridiculous plot-twist I ever saw!! I laughed silly with that....4 out of 10
8 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
Much Better Than You Might Think, 29 August 2008
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Author:
Yaak_Dhhuooap from United Kingdom
As a young lad I watched Creature or The Titan Find as it was boxed in
the UK some time after my first exposure to the genius that is Alien.
At the time I was unable to pick out the often blatant rip-offs from
Ridley Scott's masterpiece. I was however, scared sh*tless. The Titan
Find creeped me out in a way that Alien, as magnificent as it is,
simply didn't.
Years later my disgust at what has become of modern action and
science-fiction films rendered bloated by cost-cutting yet impotent
CG effects has found me searching obscure websites for interesting
films buried by the sands of time.
Put simply: I would much rather sit through a sleazy 1980's b-movie
with dodgy acting than the modern breed of bloated, egocentric, cash
cow, star vehicles.
Okay, so I shove the DVD of The Titan Find in the machine and discover
that this film has obviously never had a proper DVD release and this is
simply ripped from a VHS tape. Frankly, I don't mind, the grainy
quality of the picture reminds me of the good old days of home video
and stops some of the more shonky sets from looking too lame.
My next observation is the sheer lengths the film makers went to to
emulate Alien. Even the score in the first half hour of the film sounds
like it and the scene where the ship has a rough touch down on the
surface of Titan is basically a direct transcript of the Nostromo's
landing on LV426.
Yet, I still have feelings of nothing but love for this film. The
reason for this is that underneath all the cheap emulation is a film
that has it's own strong points. It is in fact a slice of lurid gore,
loaded with cracking horror riffs all drenched in that delicious 1980's
atmosphere.
If I may just go back in time once more and explain why I bothered to
search this film out: Like many of you out there I have seen thousands
of films over the years. Over ninety percent of them are consigned to
the waste disposal chute of my mind. Destined to never be thought of
ever again. Not so with the Titan find. Though it has been somewhere
around the two decade mark since I watched it there are certain images,
events and characters that are forever etched in my consciousness. As I
watched the filmd anew last night and saw them again I was amazed that
they have lost almost nothing with time. The bizarre image from the
bridge of the space ship seconds before it crashes into the base at the
beginning of the film is a profoundly disturbing moment even now and
one that I found myself rewinding twice over before I continued.
Beyond that the first hour of the film (up until the monster's slightly
disappointing reveal) is evenly peppered with wonderfully nasty stuff:
Fennel being lured outside by his hot yet decaying girlfriend, the
discovery of the German crew then Fennel's reappearance and gruesomely
literal unmasking all still pack a punch and gorehounds will not be
disappointed.
Despite some slightly B-movie acting The Titan Find even manages to
notch up a few good characters with Bryce and Sladen providing diverse
hotness with icy, post-Ripley cool in the former and cuddly, girly
lovability in the latter. Oh yeah, and some bloke called Klaus Kinski
is in it too, busting loose a few raw acting chops!
My only disappointment when comparing my memory to the modern reality
was the final reel in which the creature itself is confronted. To be
honest, the unpredictable, bloody atmosphere and creepy happenings
leave the building completely as we see a ridiculous rubber model slug
it out with the remaining survivors.
Happily the film makers obviously realised the monster was a bit crap
and so hold it back until the final ten minutes. Search this film out
and get your mind past the Alien-isms.
5 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
Take your time why don't ya!, 17 January 2009
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Author:
ElijahCSkuggs from Happy Land, who lives in a Gumdrop House on Lolly Pop Lane
My reaction to hearing about Creature, "Klaus Kinski in a creature
feature? Count me in, baby!" My reaction after watching Creature,
"Ehhh, sh!t."
The story of Creature revolves around dueling spaceship companies
(haha) who end up discovering on Saturn's moon, Titan, a creature who's
been in slumber for over 2,000 centuries. That's alotta snoozin. So
obviously when this creature wakes up it's gonna be hungry as hell. And
low and behold it is. The crew discover that the German Spaceship
Company has touched down before they have, and when they land they also
learn that may have been a godsend. Because they're all dead. Well,
besides Klaus. He managed to stay alive. Yay! Well, Kinksi, the
romantic waitress from Pee Wee's Big Adventure and the rest of the
American Spacemen are trying to figure out to get off this rock and
survive the Creature's wrath while doing so.
Didn't I just make that sound awesome? No? Oh. Well, like my summary
the movie isn't very awesome either. But it's not totally worthless.
Klaus in his minuscule screen-time plays his part in a pretty likable
way. The gore though not a lot wasn't that bad, the sets were pretty
good but too dark, and the cheesy writing and decision making were
enough to make you smile. The ending especially was chock full of
stupidity. Anyways, all these ingredients made a decently cheesy flick.
Oh, it was a tad too long as well.
I have to leave my biggest qualm (word of the day) for the end of his
utterly pathetic review. The Creature was a total disappointment. By
the looks of it on the cover it looks like a freak monster ant-eater
type thing. And it's cool. But when it's on camera it didn't shine at
all. To make matters worse here the creature may possibly be the
slowest villain in history of capable villains. Jason does that slowass
walk thing but he manages to keep up. This thing literally takes 2
second steps, but still it manages to keep right up. There was one
scene where they had the Creature in the distance trudging forward
while the guy's screaming "Hurry up!". The dude's freaking out for no
reason because the creature probably made about 3 feet in all the time
he was panicking.
What a stupid review, huh? Anyways, if you like Alien ripoffs, Klaus
Kinski, that chick from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, little bits of nudity
and gore then check out Creature.
12 out of 20 people found the following review useful:
An "Alien" rip-off-so what???, 7 December 2001
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Author:
HumanoidOfFlesh from Chyby, Poland
"Creature" is an overlooked classic.It's scary,exciting and really gory in places.The plot is somewhat similar to "Alien",but I don't care.I'm not asking about highly original script,I just want to be scared and entertained.Klaus Kinski is simply amazing,and he even becomes a zombie!There's plenty of gore and violence plus a little bit of sleaze.All in all if you like gory sci-fi horrors check out this forgotten bloodbath.My other recommendations:"Alien","Humanoids from the Deep","Star Crystal","Alien Predator","Galaxy of Terror","Alien Contamination" etc.
4 out of 6 people found the following review useful:
You don't have to be original to amuse., 7 November 2008
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lost-in-limbo from the Mad Hatter's tea party.
If a film that gets trashed for ripping off 'Alien' (some around that
period unfairly got lumped in that rip-off category, than really just
riding on the back of it success), I always see this one being
mentioned and to make matters worse it also got labelled as crappy
b-grade hokum. Hey I can't deny some similarities (mainly the look of
the alien) and routine structure, but I thought it was agreeably fun
and soundly made feature that used its budget restraints to good use.
It even manages to incorporate a 'few' unique novelties, like that of
victims being transformed in to parasite-infected zombies to do the
bidding of its alien guest. Um, has something like this been done
before?
The film looks cheap, but director William Malone (hey I might like
'Scared to Death (1982)' more) does a commendably steady job of getting
plenty of moody atmospherics from the confined low-budget sets (which
is murkily photographed) and enough gory splatter to keep our minds at
rest. Plus at an added bonus you get the flamboyant Klaus Kinski making
a scene. Who knew watching someone munching a sandwich could be so
mesmerizing. A small and unusual appearance, but what a scene it was.
The rest of the performances end up being stiff, but there's the
familiar faces of the credible Lyman Ward and Diane Salinger. Wendy
Schaal makes for a wholesome leading girl.
The premise had something good to work with, but the script (with
numerous references) is a turgidly silly mess and the real sore point.
It really does go on to peter out with the main interest losing out the
further along it goes, as you know every single step before it hit's
the screen. Despite some nasty cracks and paranoid spells, the latter
half just seems to get bogged down in some banal patches. Some of the
make-up FX/special effects stand-up for what it had, but the alien
costume isn't all that convincing that when it figures in its full
glory. You can see why it mostly stays hidden in the dark up until
then.
Accessible, but strictly fundamental none-the-same.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
"I swear. I couldn't possibly tell you were ripping-off Alien and hating on Germans.", 4 November 2011
Author:
Jason Miller (miller.jmiller.jason@gmail.com) from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
**THIS MAY CONTAIN (A) SPOILER(S). BASED ON YOUR PERSPECTIVE. BUT THEN
AGIN IT COULD JUST BE A BUNCH OF FORESHADOW. I GUESS IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW
YOU WANT TO WATCH MOVIES YA KNOW.**
OK so first of all, the introduction sucks. The narrator needs a voice
check and the idea is terrible. That and it pits Germany and USA
against one another for commercial supremacy. Why could it not be
Russia or China or some country that actually wants to kick America's
butt for space stuff? Germany is nice. They help with the ISS (Look it
up if ya don't know).
Anyways, back to the point. It's a total rip-off of Alien. The landing
on the Saturn moon, the creature hides a lot and doesn't show up 'til
the end (that's because it looks like crap), and the format of the time
period. By that I mean how it looks and feels. Watch Alien than watch
this to see my point. Oh yeah, and the female characters completely
scream of Ripley.
Now to the acting. Fair. Somewhat of comical relief, somewhat good
acting, somewhat bad acting. All around it's easy to get over. It is
much better than some movies (i.e. Interplanetary; Lost World of the
Grand Canyon; Gamera; Stranded)
Cheesy sound effects. Half of the time I thought "Star Wars" for the
sound effects. But on the contrary they are used to the best potential.
All around, it's a decent sit down and watch a movie on a cloudy day"
movie. It's definitely not a terrible, sucky movie. But it ain't the
greatest. Classic 1980's movie for low-budget. I did enjoy it. The
creature confrontation was very fast into the movie. Literally within
the first half hour. Still, enough babble. Go watch. You might just be
surprised.
1 out of 1 people found the following review useful:
Space crew goes to alien planet to find an unexpected horror., 13 March 2011
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Author:
shadowxone
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
OK, so I've watched this on my netflix profile and upon watching it, the plot was predictable, music was not creepy at all, the acting was decent in some areas and the idea has been overused. Because people have watched the movie Alien, you can easily tell how this particular move reflects upon ALien, especially when they land on the alien planet, find a derelict spacecraft and get killed by the creature one at a time. No, there are no alien eggs or face huggers in this film, just bizarre mutilations, and crazy zombie like entities. Anyone notice that there's more blood than Alien. Overall, I give this movie a 4.... though it had a good production design, it should have been put to better use.
Wow, words don't usually fail me... Here goes:, 1 August 2011
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Author:
screwluce48 from United Kingdom
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
"Contains spoilers" I think. (As if ANYTHING could spoil this even
more.)
I'm currently sat with my head in my hands in despair. Crap day at
work, thought I would come back and melt into movie mode with this.
After all the bad things I hear about films at least I can say I give
them a go, suspend my disbelief and just jump on in!! What a lot of
disbelief to suspend...
This is quite frankly, absolute SPACEJUNK and from someone who really
knows rubbish, heed my words!
The actors were so wooden I couldn't have given a bag of b@stards what
happened to them. They could have been replaced with a chess set and it
would have been more believable. Set was AWFUL. Something Geiger would
have been beaten to death with his own shoes for if he had produced.
The alien seemed a direct rip off of Alien, though bits of it managed
to get inside people's heads, which was hey, different at least. The
dialogue seemed to have been randomly produced from some kind of
Amstrad Planetary Peril Mix-a-word 9000 (and after switching on its
hideously flashing megabank of lights with the flick of a giant knob)
gave such illuminating insights such as "God, oh my God", "the outer
airlock is open", "that girl is too quiet", "we're next on the menu",
"you should let me take a look at that" (No, don't, THERE'S SOMETHING
INSIDE HIS HEAD AND IT ISN'T HAPPY THOUGHTS ABOUT HIS CAREER!!)
There were some memorable moments, from what I can remember in my haze
of disappointed fury, such as when the aforementioned normally quiet,
grumpy guy gets the thing in his head and puts on the most fake,
cheery, frightening show via camera of how he found nothing in the
other ship and everything was fine "Hey! I just want to get home
guys"!!! :D Only for the members of the crew who have just spent God
knows how long with him in space to only realise something was afoot
when he didn't sweat properly later on! I would definitely want all of
them on my alien recovery space crew.
And it went on and on and round and round and it's actually STILL on
now!
The worst thing about it all is streaming this has just robbed my
bandwidth of precious capacity and I will need something sharpish after
this to restore my will to live.
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