City Limits (1984)
[upon seeing that his challenger in a duel is a woman]
Lee: This ain't fair.
Mick: You're right. It ain't.
Whitey: Guns are for scro's, Ray. Besides, it's a waste of good beer.
Albert: Boy, I told you to go out and find adventure, not bring it home!
Carver: If you kill me, someone just like me - or worse - will become my replacement. I am inevitable!