Lane Meyer is a depressed teen who loses his girlfriend Beth. Her given reason for breaking up is: "Lane, I think it'd be in my best interest if I dated somebody more popular. Better looking. Drives a nicer car." Anyway, poor Lane is left alone and thinks up treacherous ways of killing himself. He finally meets a French beauty called Monique and falls for her. Simultaneously, he must endure his mother's terrible cooking which literally slides off the table and his disgusting next door neighbour Ricky (and his mum) while he prepares for the skiing race of his life - to get his old girlfriend back! Written by
Michael Feller <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Teenage life has never been darker...or funnier...
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Did You Know?
Some movie posters for this film featured a long blurb that read: "You've blown up your neighbor's mom. Your seven-year-old brother has better luck with women than you do. Your girlfriend has a new boyfriend. Relax, you're never...BETTER OFF DEAD". See more
After Roy and Lane's showdown on the K-12, a sign can be seen in the background revealing the ski slope to be in the state of Utah. The film is set in Northern California. See more
I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.
The last line of the credits reads The film's over... you can go now. See more
Spoofed in Not Another Teen Movie
Written and Performed by Martin Ansell
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