Lane Meyer is a depressed teen who loses his girlfriend Beth. Her given reason for breaking up is: "Lane, I think it'd be in my best interest if I dated somebody more popular. Better looking. Drives a nicer car." Anyway, poor Lane is left alone and thinks up treacherous ways of killing himself. He finally meets a French beauty called Monique and falls for her. Simultaneously, he must endure his mother's terrible cooking which literally slides off the table and his disgusting next door neighbour Ricky (and his mum) while he prepares for the skiing race of his life - to get his old girlfriend back! Written by
Michael Feller <firstname.lastname@example.org>
I have been going to this high school for seven years... I'm no dummy.
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Did You Know?
At the end of the movie when the Monique and Lane are kissing at Dodgers Stadium, you can clearly see bike tracks in the dirt and grass where the paperboy had ridden in previous takes. See more
What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?
The last line of the credits reads The film's over... you can go now. See more
Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover
Written and Performed by Paul Simon See more