Lane Meyer is a depressed teen who loses his girlfriend Beth. Her given reason for breaking up is: "Lane, I think it'd be in my best interest if I dated somebody more popular. Better looking. Drives a nicer car." Anyway, poor Lane is left alone and thinks up treacherous ways of killing himself. He finally meets a French beauty called Monique and falls for her. Simultaneously, he must endure his mother's terrible cooking which literally slides off the table and his disgusting next door neighbour Ricky (and his mum) while he prepares for the skiing race of his life - to get his old girlfriend back! Written by
Michael Feller <firstname.lastname@example.org>
I have been going to this high school for seven years... I'm no dummy.
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Did You Know?
When Lane's father is reading the book on teenage drug use, the camera focuses in on the headline of the chapter: "Paranoia". The first two lines of the chapter are visible & are obviously "Greeked" or made-up nonsense text. See more
I want my two dollars!
The last line of the credits reads The film's over... you can go now. See more
Features Robotron: 2084
Written by Bo Diddley
(as Ellis McDaniel), Melvin London
(as Mel London), and Muddy Waters
(as McKinley Morganfield)
Performed by Muddy Waters
Courtesy of Blue Sky Records See more