Lane Meyer is a depressed teen who loses his girlfriend Beth. Her given reason for breaking up is: "Lane, I think it'd be in my best interest if I dated somebody more popular. Better looking. Drives a nicer car." Anyway, poor Lane is left alone and thinks up treacherous ways of killing himself. He finally meets a French beauty called Monique and falls for her. Simultaneously, he must endure his mother's terrible cooking which literally slides off the table and his disgusting next door neighbour Ricky (and his mum) while he prepares for the skiing race of his life - to get his old girlfriend back! Written by
Michael Feller <email@example.com>
You've blown up your neighbor's mom. Your seven-year-old brother has better luck with women than you do. Your girlfriend has a new boyfriend. Relax, you're never...
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Did You Know?
People protested the film's original tagline, "Sometimes...you're Better Off Dead," so it was changed to "Relax...you're never Better Off Dead." See more
The color and design of the steering wheel of Lane's station wagon changes immediately after the crash. See more
Charles De Mar
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.
As the credits roll, Badger's home-built space shuttle launches through the roof of the garage and soars into the night sky. See more
Written by Jimi Hendrix
Performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience See more