Lane Meyer is a depressed teen who loses his girlfriend Beth. Her given reason for breaking up is: "Lane, I think it'd be in my best interest if I dated somebody more popular. Better looking. Drives a nicer car." Anyway, poor Lane is left alone and thinks up treacherous ways of killing himself. He finally meets a French beauty called Monique and falls for her. Simultaneously, he must endure his mother's terrible cooking which literally slides off the table and his disgusting next door neighbour Ricky (and his mum) while he prepares for the skiing race of his life - to get his old girlfriend back! Written by
Michael Feller <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Teenage life has never been darker...or funnier...
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Did You Know?
The math teacher tells Lane to show the class his solution to the "paltry geometric dilemma". A dilemma is a difficult decision - math problems can't have dilemmas, because they can't think. The correct word would be "conundrum". See more
I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.
You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.
The last line of the credits reads The film's over... you can go now. See more
Here Comes Santa Claus
Written by Gene Autry
and Oakley Haldeman
Performed by The Carpenters
Produced by Richard Carpenter
Courtesy of A&M Records See more