Lane Meyer is a depressed teen who loses his girlfriend Beth. Her given reason for breaking up is: "Lane, I think it'd be in my best interest if I dated somebody more popular. Better looking. Drives a nicer car." Anyway, poor Lane is left alone and thinks up treacherous ways of killing himself. He finally meets a French beauty called Monique and falls for her. Simultaneously, he must endure his mother's terrible cooking which literally slides off the table and his disgusting next door neighbour Ricky (and his mum) while he prepares for the skiing race of his life - to get his old girlfriend back! Written by
Michael Feller <email@example.com>
You've blown up your neighbor's mom. Your seven-year-old brother has better luck with women than you do. Your girlfriend has a new boyfriend. Relax, you're never...
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Monique's jacket while trying the K12 one last time. See more
I have great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it. I can't.
"I cannot do it" is your middle name.
The last line of the credits reads The film's over... you can go now. See more
Referenced in Saturday Morning RPG
Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover
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