Lane Meyer is a depressed teen who loses his girlfriend Beth. Her given reason for breaking up is: "Lane, I think it'd be in my best interest if I dated somebody more popular. Better looking. Drives a nicer car." Anyway, poor Lane is left alone and thinks up treacherous ways of killing himself. He finally meets a French beauty called Monique and falls for her. Simultaneously, he must endure his mother's terrible cooking which literally slides off the table and his disgusting next door neighbour Ricky (and his mum) while he prepares for the skiing race of his life - to get his old girlfriend back! Written by
Michael Feller <email@example.com>
I have been going to this high school for seven years... I'm no dummy.
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Lane trips on the skates and accidentally pulls Chris' cheerleader outfit down around her ankles, exposing her underwear-clad body to the cafeteria. In the next shot that shows the outfit, it is away from her body, closer to lane, not near her feet. If Lane had actually pulled the outfit out from under her skate-clad feet, she would have tripped. See more
I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.
You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.
The last line of the credits reads The film's over... you can go now. See more
Spoofed in Not Another Teen Movie
Hurts So Bad
Written by Bobby Hart
, Teddy Randazzo
, and Bobby Weinstein
Performed by Linda Ronstadt See more