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The Naked Monster (2005)

A brain-dead sheriff, a stolid secret agent and a sexy scientist team with a grumpy retired monster fighter to battle a 60 foot, three-eyed cross between man and dinosaur.

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Dr. Nikki Carlton
R.G. Wilson ...
Sheriff Lance Boiler
John Goodwin ...
Agent Jeff T. Stewart
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Connie Lingus
Forrest J. Ackerman ...
Flustered Man
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Dr. Clete Ferguson
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Second Mom
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Admiral Burns / Tracy the Gorilla
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Mrs. Lipschitz
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George Fenneman ...
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John Harmon ...
Mr. Lipschitz
Paul Marco ...
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Using soundtracks and extensive footage from many old movies, this spoof/homage of 1950's science-fiction films brings back many favorite actors from these classic movies, some reprising their former roles, to help destroy a giant stop-motion monster that is threatening to destroy Los Angeles. Written by Doug Sederberg <vornoff@sonic.net>

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Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi

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22 April 2005 (USA)  »

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Attack of the B-Movie Monster  »

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PYG 350,000,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

Kenneth Tobey played Col. Patrick Hendry in this film and Capt. Patrick Hendry in the film The Thing from Another World (1951). See more »

Quotes

Dr. Nikki Carlton: I'd recognize that taste anywhere. That's... iguana saliva!
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Crazy Credits

This motion picture is copyrighted under the laws of the United States and all applicable international laws. Unauthorized If you do it, we'll sic the FBI on you, and Interpol, and the Red Dragon Tong, and the Monstersaurus (Erectus). Don't do it. See more »

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References The War of the Worlds (1953) See more »

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You Made My Life into a Monster Movie
Written by Rocky Burnette
Performed by Rocky Burnette
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Hilarious, warm-hearted movie
24 May 2005 | by (South Miami, Florida, USA) – See all my reviews

I thank Ted Newsom for having finished this 12-year effort. Many of us are grateful to him.

I believe that one must be familiar with vintage horror movies to really appreciate the jokes. Thanks to my guy (known as Tim Sullivan (V) to the IMDb crowd), I've been learning about vintage horror films for a couple of years, so I was primed.

From the first moment I started laughing. Here is Ted Newsom, playing 'William Castle' (qv) to the hilt, with all the warnings about what audiences might find under their seats ... and yet parodying that old Castle-y buncum to the hilt! Yay, Ted! I laughed and laughed ... and when you came back to escort us away from the film, I cried.

The dialogue (which I blame on Ted Newsom, though I don't know whether he wrote it with friends) is absolutely delightful. If you enjoyed the puns in "Batman," then you will find this script to be many times more, er, egregious. Since I love bad puns, I laughed out loud even when the delivery was not perfect: because I could see what the actors were *supposed* to carry off, even if they didn't, quite.

Brinke Stevens, who has acted in nearly a hundred movies, is purely delightful (and sexy, for those of you who will enjoy the gratuitous sex; you might even enjoy the discussions among the characters about what constitutes gratuitousness). Ted, that was just plan brilliant.

So many parodistic effects that I admired ... Let me mention the sexy, nearly-terrifying tryst of the young, deaf couple (I wish *I* had thought that one up!); the hilarious discussion between Doctors Howard, Fine, and Howard (breathes there a man, with soul so dead / Who never to himself hath said, / This is the type of movie to throw the 3 Stooges into!); and, of course, all of the veteran scientists recommending what would be best to do, based upon their own past movies! Ted Newsom, you have made me laugh until I cried, and I have seen it only twice. I need several more times to identify Every Single Movie being homaged here.

I loved every pun, both verbal and visual. This is a brilliant movie. I congratulate you, Ted, and I hope that the eggs point toward a sequel!


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