Absurd Person Singular (1985 TV Movie)
[Hearing the doorbell, after admiring the Hopcrofts' washing machine]
Marion Brewster-Wright: Ooh! Does that mean your shirt's cooked or something?
Geoffrey Jackson: God! How I envy them that! You think I enjoy living out my life, like some kind of sexual flying dutchman!
Sidney Hopcroft: Here we are, back again. I've brought everything, just incase. Everything except the kitchen sink and that's already here, eh?
Sidney Hopcroft: She does the same as him with girls.
Ronald Brewster-Wright: I beg your pardon?
Sidney Hopcroft: Hiking and so on. With the brownies, mainly.
Ronald Brewster-Wright: Oh, I see. Better join the brownies, then, hadn't we?
Sidney Hopcroft: Ha ha! Yes, I like that. Better join the brownies. You must tell that to Dick. That would tickle Dick no end!
Sidney Hopcroft: A bit like children, dogs.
Eva Jackson: What makes you say that?
Sidney Hopcroft: Need a bit of a firm hand now and again. Smack them if they're naughty.
Eva Jackson: You don't smack George, you negotiate terms.