Dorothy and Stan got married because Dorothy got pregnant and they were married for 38 years. In one episode, they mention that Michael was the one conceived first, yet even though his age changes in different episodes, he's always in his twenties when he should really be in his early forties. See more
So, how much is this Italian contractor going to charge for remodeling the garage?
[the contractor speaks in Italian, and Sophia translates
He said he'll do it for free for three reasons! One, he loves his work, two, his men haven't been together for a while, and three, he loves to be in the company of pretty young women!
Oh, wow... in that case, I guess we'll have to agree!
Great! So, here's a list of the pretty young women that you'll have to hire.
Thank You For Being A Friend
Written by Andrew Gold
Sung by Cynthia Fee See more