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(1985– )

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Dot: Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.

Zoe: Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole

Dot: How rude...

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Nana Moon: Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.

Alfie: Come on then, get your coat.

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Ian Beale: [after Minty asks him about advice on weddings] Yes I've had three wives. One cheated on me, one Didn't make it past reception, and one shot me. What would you like to know?

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Alfie: You know what they say, darlin', the course of true love never runs smooth.

Kat: I don't want smooth, just something that's less like roller-blading down the Himalayas with a rocket up me backside.

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Dr. Anthony Trueman: I want to be with Kat, Kat wants nothing to do with me. I don't want to be with Zoe, Zoe wants everything to do with me. Happy Christmas.

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[repeated line]

Peggy: Get outta ma pub!

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[repeated line]

Dot: Ooh, I say!

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Alan: You don't wanna go upsetting the Mitchells, they have long memories.

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Tony: Honestly, Si, you don't know whether you're Arthur or Martha!

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Zoe: This ain't the Sound of Music, he's not going to marry you.

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Frank Butcher: You're a wave short of an ocean, aint ya?

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Frank Butcher: What do ya take me for? Some kind of ice cream?

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Frank Butcher: What do you take me for? Some kind of Donut?

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Frank Butcher: What do you take me for? Some kind of Pilchard?

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Ethel Skinner: [referring to punk Mary] You know what the bible said, "Help thy neighbour".

Dot Cotton: But it didn't say, "Help thy common slut that won't help thyself."

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Den Watts: [on seeing a miserable-looking Pauline] They cancelled public hangings or something?

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Zoe: My sister is my mum. My Dad is my granddad and my uncle, and my uncle is my dad.

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[When big Mo was 'Miss Whiplash', Little Mo answers the phone]

Little Mo: You've been a naughty boy?... What did you do?... Oh I'm sure you didn't mean to, you sound ever so sorry.

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[Talking to Charlie about Kat]

Mo: She's got a loud mouth and a foul temper. I dunno where she gets it from.

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Frank Butcher: I'll tell you what, pal, you talk to me like that again and you're gonna get a dry slap.

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Dot: So they killed him then, because he didn't fit in?

Wake Guest: Dot, I'm not saying that.

Dot: Yes you are, you've said it very well. He was always a help to me. If you had no respect for him while he was alive, the least you can do is have respect for him now he's dead!

[breaks down]

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Bianca: RICKY!

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Frank Butcher: Aw, Pat, what have you done to me?

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