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Janine: I thought I smelt something. Somewhere between mothballs and a joss-stick.
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Garry: [trying to remember the ten commandments] Oh, I know! Thou shalt not tell porkies about thy neighbour... or pinch stuff off him including the bloke's wife.
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Alan: You don't wanna go upsetting the Mitchells, they have long memories.
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Phil: I call you an OBG. An oldie but a goodie.
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Zoe: My sister is my mum. My Dad is my granddad and my uncle, and my uncle is my dad.
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Tony: Honestly, Si, you don't know whether you're Arthur or Martha!
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Janine: [about Barry who died in a fall] If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!
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Dot: Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.
Zoe: Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole
Dot: How rude...
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Zoe: This ain't the Sound of Music, he's not going to marry you.
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[When big Mo was 'Miss Whiplash', Little Mo answers the phone]
Little Mo: You've been a naughty boy?... What did you do?... Oh I'm sure you didn't mean to, you sound ever so sorry.
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Nana Moon: Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.
Alfie: Come on then, get your coat.
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Kat: I had a great-aunt once, she spent 50 years on the throne.
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[Talking to Charlie about Kat]
Mo: She's got a loud mouth and a foul temper. I dunno where she gets it from.
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Peggy: Oh, shut up you peroxide old bag!
Pauline: Oh, yeah? What's this, then - strawberry blonde at seventy, that's "real" is it?
Peggy: Shut up! I'm *not* seventy!
Pauline: No, but you look it!
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Ian Beale: [after Minty asks him about advice on weddings] Yes I've had three wives. One cheated on me, one Didn't make it past reception, and one shot me. What would you like to know?
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Charlie: [threatening to drop a car on Garry after suspecting him of cheating on Lynne] Right! You're Pizza!
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Sharon: I was a bit short with Pauline, bit her head off.
Dennis: She'll grow a new one!
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Chrissie: [to Den, buried underneath the floor in her basement] You'd be so proud of me, you know that, darling? I'm really starting to sort those girls out. I'm starting to enjoy it. And do you know what the irony is? The only person, who could appreciate what I'm doing - is you.
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[repeated line]
Dot: Ooh, I say!
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Lucy: [about Ian and Jane] So do you think they've gone all the way?
Stacey: I think they've gone all the way, turned round and come back again!
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Andy: We are going to be clinically obese.
Sam: Yeah, but you'll still love me when I'm fat, won't you?
Andy: No.
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Frank Butcher: You're a wave short of an ocean, aint ya?
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Frank Butcher: What do ya take me for? Some kind of ice cream?
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Frank Butcher: What do you take me for? Some kind of Donut?
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Frank Butcher: What do you take me for? Some kind of Pilchard?
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Frank Butcher: I'll tell you what, pal, you talk to me like that again and you're gonna get a dry slap.
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Ethel Skinner: [referring to punk Mary] You know what the bible said, "Help thy neighbour".
Dot Cotton: But it didn't say, "Help thy common slut that won't help thyself."
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Den Watts: [on seeing a miserable-looking Pauline] They cancelled public hangings or something?
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Alfie: You know what they say, darlin', the course of true love never runs smooth.
Kat: I don't want smooth, just something that's less like roller-blading down the Himalayas with a rocket up me backside.
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Pat: [referring to Barry's passport that Janine threw in the trash after Barry died] What you doin' throwing this out?
Janine: Well, he's not going to need it where he is now, is he?
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Kat: [complaining about olives in her drink] These grapes are 'orrible!
Dr. Anthony Trueman: They're olives!
Kat: Tell 'er she can 'ave 'em back then!
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[repeated line]
Peggy: Get outta ma pub!
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Dr. Anthony Trueman: I want to be with Kat, Kat wants nothing to do with me. I don't want to be with Zoe, Zoe wants everything to do with me. Happy Christmas.
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Bianca: [Referring to Sam Mitchell standing by the bar at R&R] Oh, what does she look like?
Pat: Like she's been poured into that dress and forgotten to say 'when'!
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