Hatter and Hare invent a pretzel machine, but during the demonstration, Rabbit loses the Queen's ring and the machine makes 100 pretzels. They assume it's in one of the pretzels and eat their way through them.
The Queen and Rabbit decide to hold a garage sale and one of the items they're selling is a (real) white elephant. It gets bought and passed around Wonderland as everyone tries to find a new use for it.
When the Queen's birthday approaches, she tells Rabbit that she doesn't want them to throw a party because they always mess it up. They attempt to anyway and everything seems fine until they pick up the decorations.
The Queen has to save money so Rabbit decides to cancel their bottled water delivery and use Wonderland's underground spring. The rest of Wonderland decides to do the same and Rabbit attempts to stop accidental pollution of the spring.
Hatter and Hare help the Queen pick a costume for a masquerade ball when they accidentally use the wrong glue to put a rubber nose on her face. The Queen has an photo session with a reporter later that day so they hurry to find "unglue."
The Tweedles send a home video to "Wonderland's Silliest Home Videos" which embarrasses the Queen. To save her dignity, she attempts to stage a dinner party for "Royalty's Favorite Home Videos" but it doesn't go as planned.
Hatter and Hare make a new shampoo for the Queen, but they realize after testing it on Alice that it turns hair green. Hare tries to get the shampoo before the Queen uses it and Hatter tries to restore Alice's original color.
Hatter invents a house key homing device. He tries to sell it to the others and stages a demonstration with Alice hiding all their house keys on a key ring. Before he can start, the Cat finds it and leads them on a chase.
Hatter and Hare go on an archaeological dig and find a beautiful chalice. The Queen intercepts it, but Rabbit discovers a curse on the bottom of the cup. It's exchanged hands after coincidental accidents.
A fortune teller comes to Wonderland and the Queen dismisses him from her palace. Through a misunderstanding, Rabbit thinks the fortune teller has cursed the Queen into an iguana and tries to undo the spell.
There's news that a walrus is coming to Wonderland, which upsets everyone because they've heard bad rumors about them. However, when Alice meets the Walrus, she realizes they weren't true and attempts to introduce him to the others.
Rabbit's plant-sitting an exotic plant which has detailed instructions for its care. The Queen tells him to ask the others to take care of it as she's expecting a photographer and the plant doesn't match the throne room. However, no one reads the instructions.
Hatter's childhood dream of being a superhero comes true when he finds a shooting star that gives him superpowers. Everyone loves Spectacularman, but Hatter finds out being a hero is more time-consuming than he thought.
When the Queen realizes how valuable a complete set of "Famous Bunnies of Filmland" trading cards could be, she becomes obsessed to collect them all. However, she's missing Card 54 and will do anything to get it.
The Queen is forced to auction off some of her treasures, including the Hop Diamond, when she thinks she's broke. However, she outbids herself at her own auction and has to borrow money from the Duchess.