What kind of tree is it?
It's a weeping willow.
A weeping willow! I don't want to wake up in the morning and hear a willow weeping outside in my garden, that's depressing!
No, Your Majesty, the tree's branches droop so that it appears to be weeping. The tree doesn't really cry.
This one does! And not only does it water itself, it also waters all your other plants!