Up the Creek (1984)
Heather Merriweather: You wouldn't lie to me?
Bob McGraw: Of course I would lie to you, I'm a guy. But I'm not lying now.
Dean Burch: You're not *at* the bottom of the list, you *are* the bottom of the list.
Bob McGraw: The competition looks a little weirder than I expected.
[followed by the howling sound of a coyote]
Bob McGraw: Let's just say I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower as a bus ran out of control and crashed into the medicine cabinet.
Heather Merriweather: [Walking away from Rex] I have nothing to say to you.
Bob McGraw: Well I'm sure if you just took the time to get to know me we could work something out.
Bob McGraw: Wanna fool around? Wanna get married? Want fellatio or what? If I'm being too forward, just tell me to back off.
Heather Merriweather: Um, how about a name first.
Heather Merriweather: Why don't you come on in and shut the door. Why don't you lock it. Why don't you...
Bob McGraw: I think I can take it from here.