Up the Creek (1984)
Heather Merriweather: You wouldn't lie to me?
Bob McGraw: Of course I would like to you, I'm a guy. But I'm not lying now.
Bob McGraw: The competition looks a little weirder than I expected.
[followed by the howling sound of a coyote]
Bob McGraw: Let's just say I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower as a bus ran out of control and crashed into the medicine cabinet.