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Rise of the Machine (i.e. Arnold)., 11 August 2009

Author: dunmore_ego from Los Angeles, California

*** This review may contain spoilers ***

Arnold Schwarzenegger as a killing machine with no emotions, big guns belching, outlandish feats of body strength, delivering his lines in a sinister, robotic monotone - hang on, that could be any of his movies. But this movie made him what he is today. What, the Governor of California?...

When THE TERMINATOR was released in 1984, Schwarzenegger was already a superstar - 7 Mr. Olympia titles, five-time Mr. Universe, with the CONAN franchise under his belt) – this movie made him a million-dollar mega-star, a household name, an on screen icon.

In this James Cameron actioner, Schwarzenegger is the eponymous Terminator, a cyborg from the future (2029), sent back in time by the machines, to 1984 Los Angeles, to "terminate" Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton, semi-bighaired, man-faced), who will be the mother of John Connor, the man who would lead the human resistance against the machines when they have taken over society in 2029.

The humans of the future have also sent back someone through time - Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn) - to stop the Terminator and save Sarah Connor.

Excellent concept. One major flaw. No, not that Sarah Connor lives in the painful New Wave 1980s with her brainless, bighair girlfriend, not that the Terminator has no eyebrows, not even that lame Brad Fiedel soundtrack that sounds like Oingo without the Boingo - writer-director Cameron artfully dodges the time paradox flaw created simply by sending the Terminator back through time in the first place.

You see, if the Terminator succeeds in killing Sarah, she will not birth the leader of the revolution, therefore the Terminator would have no reason to come back and kill her. Ergo, Terminator ceases to exist in 1984. On the other hand, if the Terminator fails to kill Sarah, it must mean the Terminator itself was terminated (for nothing else could make it fail). Either way, the Terminator ceases to exist. Good thing he's just a killing machine with no emotions, i.e. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

And how effective was John Connor's resistance anyway, that the machines felt threatened enough to kill his mother so that he wouldn't be born? From Reese's apocalyptic flashbacks, human extermination seems to be going quite well for the machines, with Reese and his pals living like rats in sewers, bedraggled and bitchbeaten.

And hey! Has anyone stopped to consider that in 2029, they have Time Machines?! - that actually work! So why didn't humans send someone back to pull the plug on the machines taking over in the first place? These anomalies are explained feverishly by Reese to policemen Paul Winfield and Lance Henriksen. But nobody's buying it. Especially not the fey police psychiatrist who looks like he took time off from molesting children to question Reese.

Both Reese and the Terminator track Sarah Connor to an embarrassing dance club called Tech Noir, spewing the lamest disco possible to represent that era, the female vocals seemingly stuck on the lyric, "You've got me burning'!," pony-stepping whitebread patrons looking like honky refugees from a Pat Benatar video.

After the shooting starts, Reese utters one of Terminator-dom's magic lines to Sarah, "Come with me if you want to live!" This is also the movie where Schwarzenegger coins, "I'll be back!" In this perfect role for someone with no command of the English language, of his seventeen lines of dialog, these three words would become Arnold's catch-cry forever.

And he does come back - again and again, in mighty action sequences where he is gunned down, run over, exploded, yet relentlessly recovering and pursuing Sarah, unstoppable, Reese forever warding off the attacks. Reese tells Sarah: "...it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear" (he's right - seen PUMPING IRON?) "It absolutely will not stop until you are dead."

While they hide out in a roach motel, Reese puts his future-moves on Sarah, calling her a Legend and strong and brave and anything else guaranteed to moisten her man-jeans. And a pick-up line almost as good as the HIGHLANDER'S move of stabbing himself to bed Roxanne Hart: Reese gravel-whispers, "I've memorized every line on your face. I came across time for you, Sarah. I love you. I always have." Cue porn music, nakedness, future sperm... and Linda Hamilton getting her banana teats out for The '80s Love Scene, while looking like a man who's having a hard time turning a socket wrench. The thought surely must have crossed Reese's mind as he saw them bananas, "Boy, Legends are easy. Comedy is hard."

And then Cameron makes an excellent character move - something which no one would dream of making in later Arnold movies after his star had risen to major box-office draw - he terminates Arnold!

The flesh is seared off the Terminator in the last act and we see only the steel machine-man endoskeleton (created by legendary Stan Winston) pursue Sarah. This plot development, though robbing Arnold of screen time, drove home the Terminator's relentlessness; how it would literally stop at nothing, not even its flesh coming off, to complete its deadly mission. These are some of the most terrifying sequences of this modern technological horror tale, clinical, un-human; as Reese's warnings come to metal stop-motion fruition: "...It can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with..."

The dicey closeups of Arnold's prosthetic head nearly land this movie in the B-Movie crap heap, though - but we forgive Cameron and Winston; best anyone could do pre-CGI, without selling their soul to George Lucas.

Though the Terminator failed in its mission - leaving the future of mankind in the hands of a semi-bighaired, man-faced eighties chick - with the box office grosses nearly hitting the movie's filming budget on its opening weekend, we can be sure of at least one thing:

He'll be back.

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