Legend says that Antonio Bay was built in 1880 with blood money obtained from shipwrecked lepers, which no one believes. On the eve of the town's centennial, many plan to attend the celebrations, including the murdered lepers.
Jamie Lee Curtis,
Jenny Hayden never did get over the death of her husband. So when an alien life form decides to model "himself" on the husband, Jenny is understandably confused if not terrified. The alien, or Starman, as he is called, has a deadline to meet, and kidnaps Jenny in order to meet it. Written by
He has traveled from a galaxy far beyond our own. He is 100,000 years ahead of us. He has powers we cannot comprehend. And he is about to face the one force in the universe he has yet to conquer. Love. See more »
This movie bears some similarities to The Terminator: 1) Arriving with a bright light. 2) Titular character arriving nude. 3) The titular character has a stoic face. 4) Both titular characters walk out from an explosion. 5) Both titular characters have long hair. Furthermore, Starman and The Terminator were released the same year. See more »
Early in the journey Jenny switches on the wiper blades. The left/right movement is not synchronized with the sound. See more »
Good. I'm glad you're here.
What the hell is this about?
You're a man of some scientific attainment. You mean to tell me you don't recogonize an emergency autopsy room when you see one?
With leather tie straps?
You behave yourself, Mark.
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Yes, forgive me; I was young once and I adored this movie. I was in my twenties and in love, oh how we loved this film. What wrecked it is I went to college developed my brain and she dumped me. I tell you this, for perhaps there may be a tad of latent hostility that has generalized from her to the movie. First, he is 100,000 years ahead of us and this is his functionality in our primitive culture? Look, the hen head movements get old really quickly and his whole depiction of such an advanced culture is utterly silly and poorly written. As a misanthropist, I can assure you when things are worst we are not at our best; wait till the power grid goes down you will see THE ROAD and not STARMAN. The main problem with the film besides its complete lack of verisimilitude is its need to milk the audience shamelessly for tears. One gooey scene after another with the requisite he loves all creatures great and small. Sorry, young people once you age, trust me the film loses its luster. Go out into the world; things will change your adoration of people.
Bridges gives quite an overrated, unbelievable performance not close to being Oscar worthy. His actions do not bespeak an advanced culture; he, frankly, behaves like a sentimental, retarded person. It just never works. Their romance is so hurried and utterly silly. Tell me how to say goodbye? Tell me how to barf in the bag? Tell me how to flush the toilet? Does this seem like an alien 100,000 years ahead of us? The same evil government crap, we got in E.T., the monolithic army of faceless villains. Most of you are too young to remember that this came out one year after E.T. and you do not see it as we did then. John Carpenter's attempt to hurry and cash in on E.T. This was marketed as an adult version of E.T.
Trust me, an alien that far ahead of us would not be remotely this helpless. We would be the helpless ones. I do not care for the new DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL but its depiction of what we would be to them is excellent. Klatu smiles at Bates when she tells him they will have to hold him; like give it a try ape woman. How did that go? Remember when the helicopters try to kill him, he turns their laser beams as guides for his energy and blows them up with a look of how pathetic their weapons are, you poor monkey boys. I understand that Carpenter has to draw him this way for the romantic needs of the movie; this is the core of why the film is so bad. It is a romance with science fiction in the background and the reality of the alien is sacrificed to make the romance work. An alien like that would be as afraid of us as much as we are of a squirrel. Please, and the stupidity of his trying to be human as if it is such a conundrum; please the self aggrandizement of humans kissing their own collective butts is quite nauseating. Go to Auschwitz then tell me how noble we are how about Pol Pot and the killing fields. Look if you are going to J off try not to make us all watch? Those of us who know our history.
I gave one star for Jaekal and Martin Smith who are great actors; their scenes together are one of the only reasons to endure this gooey, silly, utterly stupid piece of crap. If you want syrup like this watch E.T. go all the way down the maple syrup gooey fantasy H job.
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