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The Search for Plot., 7 September 2009
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dunmore_ego from Los Angeles, California
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated.
It was a fantastic climax, bringing tears to the eyes of Terrans and
Vulcans alike, as Spock bad his final farewell through perspex, busting
his Live Long and Prosper sign to his lifelong friend whom he could not
touch, radiation eating at his body; as Kirk pulled some of the best
overacting of his Starfleet career while shooting Spock's coffin at the
heart of the Genesis Planet... The conclusion to STAR TREK II: THE
WRATH OF KHAN was a tear-jerking scorcher... But now we find out it
needn't have been so overwrought...
You see, in this sequel, STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK, we see
that just before his death, Spock (Leonard Nimoy), had mind-melded his
essence, his "Katra," into Dr. "Bones" McCoy (DeForest Kelley) with
what could have been construed a sexual harassment touch and a single
word: "Remember!"
Would it have been too much to ask that Spock MENTION THAT FACT to
Kirk, who thought he was gone forever and therefore shot his corpse at
the Genesis Planet, instead of keeping his body and rushing him to
Vulcan General Hospital?
Enticed back into the fold by being offered the director's chair,
Leonard Nimoy helms a story by Harve Bennett, that picks up where TREK
II left off...
Back on Earth, Kirk (William Shatner) is confronted by Spock's father,
Sarek (Mark Lenard), seeking Spock's Katra in the lifelong friend whom
we believe Spock would have left it in. Tragically, it is not there.
But Bones starts acting weirdly Spocky - and everyone realizes Spock's
body must be retrieved from Genesis, to download it with Bones.
Bones-as-Spock tries to hire a black market ship to Genesis, in a
cantina sequence that reeks of cheap masks and flimsy plastic sets.
Bones is arrested. Kirk, Chekov and Sulu pull a wild west rescue, steal
the Enterprise with Scotty and Uhura, and head for Genesis.
Meanwhile, on the science vessel orbiting Genesis, Vulcan Saavik (now
Robin Curtis, warp-factor-two hotter than Kirstie Alley) and Kirk's
son, David (Merritt Butrick, warp-factor-three feyer than Richard
Simmons), discover some terraforming element of Genesis has affected
Spock's man-corpse and rejuvenated it as a boy, who is aging in years
by the minute. (I dare any Trekker to explain it "scientifically.")
Actually, the script makes no sense at all. But we'll continue anyway,
just like the filmmakers.
As Kirk's Enterprise wings its warp way to Genesis, so does a Bird of
Prey - a Klingon warship of ferocious design, helmed by Captain Kruge
(Christopher Lloyd, chewing plastic scenery like Juicy Fruit), the
Klingons seeking the Genesis Device. Don't know how they plan to use it
for ultimate domination - but it should be great for growing a nice
terrarium on their Bird of Prey patio.
Spock continues his growth at an alarming rate, so he goes through his
seven-year jones for pointy-eared pussy every few minutes. Saavik does
a sensually-charged finger dance with the teenaged Spock, which should
outrage a few puritanical thumpers - if they had the wherewithal to
apprehend sensuality rather than blatant humping as more conducive to
causing social disharmony.
The technical prowess of this production is once again light years
ahead of its predecessors, and Nimoy proves himself a good director.
Unfortunately, the story is simple in a bad way. And knowing Nimoy is
pouting there behind the camera kinda gives the game away, dunnit? And
Saavik finding young Spock early in the piece seals the deal that our
pointy-eared playmate will soon come out and play with us again. So...
what now?...
Let's kill something.
In this TREK, two more Grand Deaths - that of the Enterprise and Kirk's
son: one poignant, one very, very fey. Kirk dupes Kruge's Klingon Krew
onto the Enterprise, then self-destructs it, as he and his man-crew
beam down to Genesis's surface to watch the fireball which used to be
their party bus flame into the atmosphere - a heart-wrenching moment
for fan boys, almost as bad as the cancellation of the Scott Bakula
line of action figures.
David's death is a little funnier: in a callous gesture, Kruge orders a
henchman to kill either young Spock, Saavik or David, which prompts
David to jump their would-be Klingon assassin, only to get knifed by
the Klingon. (Must've gotten that weak fighter gene from his mother's
side...) For "tampering in god's domain" (trying to create life with
Genesis) David was punished with death - at least, that's what the
filmmakers say, to tenuously connect the neck-sweater-wearing David
with the brooding genius of Victor Frankenstein) - but I think they
just didn't want someone around that fey to tamper with the masculinity
of the Kirk legacy.
The dramatic climax involves Kirk fisticuffing Kruge on the Genesis
Planet - two middle-aged hammies throwing movie punches on a cardboard
set.
Then it's all aboard the Bird of Prey to Vulcan, where Bones is thrown
on the op table and mind-melded back into Spock, Teen Spock very
conveniently having grown to the age of Leonard Nimoy.
Revived Spock, disoriented, asks of Kirk, "Why did you do this?" Kirk
replies, "Because the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many."
But I'm not buying it. You mean after all that turmoil in the last
movie to illustrate sacrifice, you've just gone through the same amount
of turmoil to prove the opposite? What if Chekov or Uhura had died on
the Genesis Planet? Think Kirk would have wasted the fuel to go back?
There would have been ten irate fan letters and the series would have
green-lit production on STAR TREK IV with one less above-the-line
paycheck to worry about.
Because the needs of the many (the fans) outweigh the needs of the few
(one minor bad actor).
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