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| Jerry Lewis | ... |
Wilbur Swain /
Caleb Swain
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| Madeline Kahn | ... |
Eliza Swain /
Lutetia Swain
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| Marty Feldman | ... |
Sylvester
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| Jim Backus | ... |
President of the U.S.
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| Samuel Fuller | ... |
Colonel Sharp
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| Merv Griffin | ... |
Anchorman
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| Pat Morita | ... |
Ah Fong, the Chinese Ambassador
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Virginia Graham | ... |
Gossip Specialist
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Ben Frank | ... |
Quentin, the Handyman
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Cheire Harris | ... |
Maria, the Maid
(as Cherie Harris)
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Robert Hackman | ... |
Study Hall Supervisor
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Eugene Choy | ... |
Lum Fung
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Ken Johnson | ... |
Horace
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| Peter Kwong | ... |
Chinese Astronaut
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Caleb Swain and his wife Lutetia are a rich couple deemed to be the most beautiful of all the beautiful people by the press. This changes when Lutetia gives birth to oversize, deformed twins named Wilbur and Eliza. Unknown to them, the twins are really an alien brother-and-sister team implanted in Lutetia to solve the world's problems. When they are apart they are not much smarter than a potted plant, but together they are an intellectual force to be reckoned with. Their closeness is put to the test when a series of events threatens to keep the twins apart. Mixed in with all this is a miniaturized Chinese ambassador who needs the twins' help to make a deal for the sale of gravity. Written by Kyle Palkowski.
This movie is so tragically bad; that you feel sorry for those involved. Adapted from a Kurt Vonnegut story, with some big name talents in the cast, the story is destroyed by a lame script, no slapstick or any comedy of any kind, and stars given nothing to work with. Jerry Lewis and Madeline Kahn play aliens who have a message for the world, and encounter evil everywhere--a depressing premise to start with. Versatile Pat Morita is wasted on a mean-spirited, stereotypical little loudmouth character that isn't the least bit funny--only irritating. Marty Feldman, Orson Welles, and Jim Backus have parts they probably hid from their resumes too. One recurring joke is that excrement is a new fuel source; this sad attempt at humor was as close to a laugh as you get. The film has only one worth while moment: a touching scene near the end where you actually get a chance to feel something for the two characters who have been mercilessly hurt throughout the movie. An unfunny comedy that will just leave you feeling empty.