When Jake Ryan goes to Sam's house looking for her, and Long Duk Dong answers the door, the hot water bottle Long is holding moves from the top of his head to the side of his neck, and back. See more
You better not be dickin' me around. It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out that she really does think I'm a slime.
Jake, would I dick you? Let me put it to you this way, what happens to me if I dick you?
I'll kick your ass.
Right! So why would I lie? But I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, I mean, if all you want of the girl is a piece of ass, I mean, I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me, to kick your ass. I mean, not many girls in ...
(Main Title Song)
Performed by Kajagoogoo
Courtesy of EMI Records, Ltd. See more