Secret agents against spies who hide microfilm up their behinds.

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Emilio Linder
José Llamas ...
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Rosa María Martín ...
Agente 47
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La Loca
Mari Carmen Nieto ...
Agente 24
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Agente 69
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Secret agents against spies who hide microfilm up their behinds.

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1 August 1984 (Spain)  »

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If your in the last stages of the disease called francophilia, this film is for you...
17 April 2009 | by (Sweden) – See all my reviews

Lina Romay and her motley crew of female agents are hiding microfilm up their asses for reasons I didn't get (my Spanish is not so hot). The first minutes of extreme closeups of anuses through a magnifying glass really sets the tone for this disgusting hardcore effort, which was directed by Lina herself with some noticeable help from Franco. Roughly 80% of the movie consists of failed, slightly awkward hardcore scenes between the three female agents and two male spies (one of them having serious problems holding an erection). There's also some slapstick humor of the lowest kind to spice up the dull hardcore action, like Antonio Mayans silly gay agent or the communist spy who chants political slogans while 'making love'... real classy stuff, recommended to idiots, lovers of unerotic porno and francophiles in the last stages of the disease (same category?).


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