Una rajita para dos (1984)

User Rating:

5.9/10   

Directors:

Jesus Franco
Lina Romay

Writers:

Jesus Franco (screenplay)
Jesus Franco (story)

Release Date:

1 August 1984 (Spain)

Genre:

Adult

Plot:

Secret agents against spies who hide microfilm up their behinds. |

Plot Keywords:

Nude Girl | Hardcore | Cunnilingus | Female Nudity | Male Nudity

Cast

Carmen Carrión
Jesus Franco	...	Tom
Emilio Linder
José Llamas
Rosa María Martín
Antonio Mayans	...	La Loca
Mari Carmen Nieto
Lina Romay

Also Known As:

Crack for Two (USA) (literal English title)

Runtime:

91 min

Country:

Spain

Language:

Spanish

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Company:

Vidal Campos, Fernando

If your in the last stages of the disease called francophilia, this film is for you...

Lina Romay and her motley crew of female agents are hiding microfilm up their asses for reasons I didn't get (my Spanish is not so hot). The first minutes of extreme closeups of anuses through a magnifying glass really sets the tone for this disgusting hardcore effort, which was directed by Lina herself with some noticeable help from Franco. Roughly 80% of the movie consists of failed, slightly awkward hardcore scenes between the three female agents and two male spies (one of them having serious problems holding an erection). There's also some slapstick humor of the lowest kind to spice up the dull hardcore action, like Antonio Mayans silly gay agent or the communist spy who chants political slogans while 'making love'... real classy stuff, recommended to idiots, lovers of unerotic porno and francophiles in the last stages of the disease (same category?).