Pulsebeat
(1985)
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Pulsebeat
(1985)
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Earleen Carey | ... |
Leyna
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Janet Constable | ... |
Doreen
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Miguel de Grandy | ... |
Vincent
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Daniel Greene | ... |
Roger
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Alex Intriago | ... |
Adrian
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Carol James | ... |
Cyndi
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Helga Liné | ... |
Marlene
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| Peter Lupus | ... |
Greg Adonis
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Alice Moore | ... |
The Bat
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Alicia Moro |
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| Robert Small | ... |
Alvin
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Lee Taylor-Allan | ... |
Annie
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Maxine Wasa | ... |
Aerobics Director
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Probably the worst of a string of films cranked out to capitalize on the health-club craze of the early 1980s(a time when aerobics classes were replacing singles bars), this is little more than scuzzy voyeurism with a ghost of a plot. PULSEBEAT is merely a gatherum of scenes featuring "body beautiful" types pumping, flexing, wiggling, and posing to the irritating sounds of canned synth-pop, with a granule of a story concerning a gym owner struggling to stay afloat due to constant sabotage by his nasty competitor.
The true star of this show is the hilariously dated, distinctly 80s overaccessorized workout fashion...leg-warmers, a belt, a headband, full make-up, jewelry, a purse, skyscraper hair, etc. Well, hey...no pain, no gain! Skip this dud and rent a generic workout video...that way, you can see everything this one offers without the burden of a contrived story which is insulting to your intelligence.
One positive note in closing...Helga Line, forever a welcome screen presence, looks fantastic in this. 3/10