Albert the Alligator
Hmm now first of all, uh, we should build a "Cleopatra's barge" for Miss Hepzibah, then we tow it twelve miles offshore and she rows up the Potomac, greeted by flame-throwers and a ba-rrage of flowers... we whisk her to the white house, and there on the lawn is her Prince Pogo!
It's Hard To Be A Friend
Written by Gary Baker
and Tom Flora
Performed by Dr. Hook and chorus See more