The Party Animal (1985)
Pondo Sinatra: You want some champaign?
Natasha: I can do without the "cham", just give me the pain...
Pondo Sinatra: I'm like King Midas - everything I touch turns to poontang!
Pondo Sinatra: Roses are red, violets are blue, ya got big tits, I wanna suck on em' too!
Whore #1: [In whorehouse when first seeing Pondo] He's got a face only a cockroach could love.
Whore #2: [with heavy Brooklyn accent] I'd ratha fuck my fawtha.
Pondo Sinatra: [Inside sex shop, holding up giant double-dong] What's this for?
Porn Store Owner: Twins.