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Greg Bradford ...
Rick Johnson
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Piper
Michael Winslow ...
J.D
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Jeff
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Priscilla
Stacey Toten ...
Cynthia
Robert DeLapp ...
The Beagle
Frank Zagarino ...
Godzilla
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Hammer
Jonna Lee ...
Lisa
Robin Watkins ...
Theresa
Claudia Cowan ...
Brigit
Lynn Cartwright ...
Mrs. Woodson
Albert Szabo ...
Professor Fromawitz
David Jolliffe ...
Tongue
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Greed, lust, dirty tricks and bloody fist fights... All those things that make life worth living. When Piper and Rick, the two hottest properties in the Battle of the Bands want to make it, only one thing stands in their way. They're from opposing High Schools. And Malibu High's 6'6" muscle-bound monster Godzilla is going to do everything and anything stop his sweet little sister getting it on with some jerk from the Coldwater Canyon High. When all else fails, only Lovelines answering service can keep them together. Written by Anon

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They're the Two Hottest Tickets in a Red-Hot Battle of the Bands ... And Now They've Got the Hots for Each Other

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2 November 1984 (USA)  »

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In the sequence where the GMC pickup is chasing the Laser, the red GMC badge is seen on the grille of the truck. Then it is seen covered with what looks to be silver duct tape, then the logo and then taped over again. See more »

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Referenced in Rewind This! (2013) See more »

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Music & Lyrics by Al Kasha, Joel Hirschhorn & Michael Lloyd
Performed by Souvenir
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Lovelines - The pool scene
5 November 2005 | by (United States, New Jersey Shore) – See all my reviews

Lovelines is one of the worst films ever made. So why the Nine? In the very start of the movie, a girls' high school swim team has a prank played on them by girls from the rival high school and lose their suits, with an underwater camera on hand to take it all in. This is the best such scene of the 1980's. So while the Nine is heavily qualified, this scene turns a must-avoid into a must-have, at least for fans of such scenes.

There are some problems even in the scene. The swim girls veer between stupid behavior and going along with the gag at their expense. No scene is shown of them making a mad dash for the locker room. They react to an underwater camera they shouldn't know about. But if you want to see a voyeur scene that embodies all the rest, rent or buy Lovelines.


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