Quotes

Indiana Jones: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

Indiana Jones: [trapped on a rope bridge] Shorty!

[Indy shouts to Shorty in Chinese. Short Round, wide-eyed, nods and wraps a rope around his arm]

Short Round: Hang on lady, we going for a ride!

[Indy raises his sword, and Willie realizes]

Willie: Oh... my... God! Oh my God... Oh my God...

[wraps a rope around her arm]

Willie: Is he nuts?

Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!

Short Round: What is Sankara?

Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!

Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.

[Indy threatens to drop the Sankara stones into the gorge]

Indiana Jones: You want the stones, let 'em go!

[the Thuggees stop, uncertain. Willie smirks at Mola Ram]

Indiana Jones: Let 'em go!

Mola Ram: [laughs] Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!

Indiana Jones: [meeting on the floor] The antidote!

Willie: Where's the diamond?

Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?

Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.

Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.

Indiana Jones: Mummies.

Willie: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?

Indiana Jones: I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll?

Willie: What do you mean "tag along"? Ever since you got into my club, you haven't been able to take your eyes off of me.

Indiana Jones: Oh, yeah?

[tugs his hat down over his eyes, and falls asleep]

Short Round: I'm very little! You cheat very big!

Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?

Willie: Hard to believe, isn't it?

Eel Eater: Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?

Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.

Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?

Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... .

[looks down at his groin]

Indiana Jones: My misunderstanding.

Willie: Ooh, what big birds!

Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!

[Indy and Short Round are exploring a cavern]

Short Round: Feels like I step on fortune cookie!

Indiana Jones: It's not fortune cookies. Let me take a look.

[Indy lights a lighter to find bugs crawling all over the place]

Short Round: That no cookie!

Short Round: Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!

[Indy and Short Round are trapped in a room]

Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just - stand against the wall, will ya?

[Short Round stands against the wall, springing a trap]

Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!

Indiana Jones: Shorty, where's my razor?

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!

Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.

Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.

[turns his cap around]

Short Round: Hold on to your potatoes!

Willie: For crying out loud, there's a *kid* driving the car!

Indiana Jones: You know what your problem is, Princess? You're too used to getting your own way.

Willie: And you're too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr. Jones!

Indiana Jones: If you want me Willie, you know where to find me.

Willie: Five minutes. You'll be back over here in five minutes.

Indiana Jones: I'll be asleep in five minutes.

Willie: Five. You know it, and I know it.

Willie: Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure.

Webber: Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats. However, there might be a *slight* inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo plane full of live poultry.

Willie: There are two dead people in here!

Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

Short Round: Indy, I love you.

[burns Indy with a torch]

Short Round: Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!

Indiana Jones: We're in trouble!

Willie: Trouble? What kind of trouble?

Indiana Jones: It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it.

Willie: I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!

[last lines]

Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.

Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.

Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?

Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!

[to native]

Willie: Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...

[Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back]

Willie: Oh...

Short Round: Very funny. Very funny.

[Indy and Willie start to kiss]

Short Round: Uh-oh!

Mola Ram: [after Indy spits blood back in his face] You dare not do that.

Mola Ram: You don't believe me, Dr. Jones? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer.

[Indiana and Mola Ram laugh]

Indiana Jones: We weren't brought here. Our plane crashed.

Willie: [nodding and smiling] It crashed.

Shaman of Maypore: [laughing] No, no, no. We prayed to Shiva to help us find the stone. It was Shiva who made you fall from sky. So you will go to Pankot Palace... and find Shivalinga... and bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us.

Willie: [about the Sankara Stone] You could have kept it.

Indiana Jones: Nah, it would of just been another rock collecting dust.

Willie: Yeah, but it would have given you your fortune and glory.

[Willie goes to the front of the plane, and sees the cockpit is empty]

Willie: Oh, no... oh, no...

[Runs back and starts shaking Indy awake]

Willie: Mister! Mister! Oh, Mister, wake up!

Short Round: [waking up] You call him Dr. Jones, doll!

Willie: Okay, Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones, wake up!

[cutting between Indiana and Willie's rooms]

Willie: [looks at her clock] Five minutes...

Indiana Jones: [looks at his] Four and a half...

[after getting dumped into a pond]

Willie: [crying] I was happy in Shanghai! I had a little house, and a garden! My friends were rich, we went to parties all the time in limousines! I *hate* being outside!

[Willie angrily splashes the water]

Willie: [gasps] I'm a singer! I could lose my voice!

Indiana Jones: I think we'll camp here tonight.

Mola Ram: The British in India will be slaughtered. Then we will overrun the Moslems and force their "Allah" to bow to Kali. And then the Hebrew God will fall and finally the Christian God will be cast down and forgotten.

[repeatedly, as Mola Ram is trying to get the stones in Indiana's bag]

Indiana Jones: You betrayed Shiva!

Sacrifice Victim: Om Namha Shivaye, Om Namha Shivaye, Om Namha Shivaye...

[Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God... ]

Eel Eater: Are you not eating?

Willie: I had bugs for lunch.

Mola Ram: [after tearing out victim's heart] Ab, uski jan meri mutti me hai! AB, USKI JAN MERI MUTTI ME HAI!

[Now, his life is in my fist! NOW, HIS LIFE IS IN MY FIST!]