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Squirrel Murphy: Hi, my name is Squirrel. What's yours?

Georgette: Georgette.

Squirrel Murphy: I suppose a fuck is out of the question?

Georgette: [guffaw]

[throws drink in his face]

Georgette: Ask me when I'm in a better mood.

Squirrel Murphy: [standing awkwardly, soaking] OK.

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Race Official: [at the top of the jump ramp] What's your jump?

Harkin Banks: The Kick-Ass Blaster.

Race Official: I've never heard of that, what is it?

Harkin Banks: It's my jump.

Race Official: Well you'll have to tell me what it is before I can let you go down.

Harkin Banks: It's a twistin' triple.

Race Official: A twistin' triple? I've never even *seen* one of those done before. Are you qualified to do that?

Harkin Banks: We'll I'm gonna do it.

Race Official: [shakes his head] Allright... go ahead.

Harkin Banks: [smiles and skiis off]

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Rudy: Do you know what I had for breakfast this morning rookie? How do you say... I had Sonny side up, und I had Sonny side down, und I had Sonny side all ze vay around.

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Race Official: And now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none.

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Rudy: You people... stay out of our way. You may ski on zat side OR on zat side, but stay out of zee meedle!

Dan O'Callahan: Hey, Rudy, you can kiss my ass. Not on zis side and not on zat side, but right in zee meedle!

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Rudy: You people. How many times must I tell you? You may ski on zat side of ze hill *or* on zat side of ze hill, but stay out of ze meedle here!

Dan O'Callahan: Hey, Rudy! You can kiss my ass! Not on zis side and not on zat side, but right in ze meedle!

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[speaking English for the first time]

Kendo Yamamoto: What the fuck is Chinese Downhill?

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Dan O'Callahan: We may be small! But we're slow!

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Squirrel Murphy: Hey, Garnshit!

Rudy: [correcting him] Garmisch.

Squirrel Murphy: Yeah, Garnshit.

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Squirrel Murphy: Yeah, best run of the morning, man. Hey, were you on shrooms or what?

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Sunny: Rotate outta here, Jack.

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Race Official: [at the top of the ski jump] What's your jump?

Rudy: [growls] A lay-tuck-tuck triple.

Race Official: [into his walkie talkie] I got Garmish up here... he's gonna throw a triple.

Rudy: [growls louder] A lay-tuck-tuck triple!

Race Official: [smirks] Whenever you're ready.

Rudy: [skiis off]

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Kendo Yamamoto: [in Japanese] Hello. Your tits are as beautiful as Mt. Fuji. Would you mind if I rubbed my face in them?

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Sylvia Fonda: A toast. To Dom Perignon and the World Cup.

Harkin Banks: Who's he?

Sylvia Fonda: [laughing] A famous French skier.

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Harkin Banks: So what happens now?

Sylvia Fonda: First we take off our clothes and then we fuck our brains out.

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Squirrel Murphy: Now that's a girl I could take advantage of.

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