Rudy:
Do you know what I had for breakfast this morning rookie? How do you say... I had Sonny side up, und I had Sonny side down, und I had Sonny side all ze vay around.
Race Official:
And now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none.
Rudy:
You people... stay out of our way. You may ski on zat side OR on zat side, but stay out of zee meedle!
Dan O'Callahan:
Hey, Rudy, you can kiss my ass. Not on zis side and not on zat side, but right in zee meedle!
Rudy:
You people. How many times must I tell you? You may ski on zat side of ze hill *or* on zat side of ze hill, but stay out of ze meedle here!
Dan O'Callahan:
Hey, Rudy! You can kiss my ass! Not on zis side and not on zat side, but right in ze meedle!
[
speaking English for the first time]
Kendo Yamamoto:
What the fuck is Chinese Downhill?
Dan O'Callahan:
We may be small! But we're slow!
Squirrel Murphy:
Hey, Garnshit!
Rudy:
[
correcting him] Garmisch.
Squirrel Murphy:
Yeah, Garnshit.
Squirrel Murphy:
Yeah, best run of the morning, man. Hey, were you on shrooms or what?
Squirrel Murphy:
Hi, my name is Squirrel. What's yours?
Georgette:
Georgette.
Squirrel Murphy:
I suppose a fuck is out of the question?
Georgette:
[
guffaw]
[
throws drink in his face]
Georgette:
Ask me when I'm in a better mood.
Squirrel Murphy:
[
standing awkwardly, soaking] OK.
Sunny:
Rotate outta here, Jack.
Race Official:
[
at the top of the ski jump] What's your jump?
Rudy:
[
growls] A lay-tuck-tuck triple.
Race Official:
[
into his walkie talkie] I got Garmish up here... he's gonna throw a triple.
Rudy:
[
growls louder] A lay-tuck-tuck triple!
Race Official:
[
smirks] Whenever you're ready.
Rudy:
[
skiis off]
Race Official:
[
at the top of the jump ramp] What's your jump?
Harkin Banks:
The Kick-Ass Blaster.
Race Official:
I've never heard of that, what is it?
Harkin Banks:
It's my jump.
Race Official:
Well you'll have to tell me what it is before I can let you go down.
Harkin Banks:
It's a twistin' triple.
Race Official:
A twistin' triple? I've never even *seen* one of those done before. Are you qualified to do that?
Harkin Banks:
We'll I'm gonna do it.
Race Official:
[
shakes his head] Allright... go ahead.
Harkin Banks:
[
smiles and skiis off]
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