Ashby: [sings country-style with guitar] She was a young thing in the prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin' what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free."
Ashby: Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls and his brains at the same time.
Hunter: Whatever turns you on - a little wine, Jacuz-arooski, sex.
Scotty Palmer: I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.
Hunter: Dialogued them?
Scotty Palmer: Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.
Rounder: That's not like herpes, is it?
Scotty Palmer: BBD - it's the bigger and better deal.
Michelle: Why, Ashby darling, you want romance? Read a novel. You want me? I'm upstairs.
Scotty Palmer: No, he's got a case of blue balls - you know, love nuts.
Rocco: Listen, kiddo, I always treat my business partners right. May God rest their souls.
Candy: You don't know what it's like when people call you names like airhead, dingaling, yo-yo, bimbo. There's no way you can know that Scotty.
Kimberly: An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us except a pile of white bones.
Farnsey: My friends call me Farnsey, my enemies call me collect.
Rag: What? The kid? Stick scammin' jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way!
Scotty Palmer: Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for technique.
Hunter: How about a "J" for jerkoff?
Ashby: Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick than get my hair cut here.
Hair Stylist: Whatever turns you on, Tex.