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(1984)

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Ashby: [sings country-style with guitar] She was a young thing in the prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin' what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free."

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Rag: She's stuck up, dude. She thinks I'm a scuzz.

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Scotty Palmer: Be Scottitfitous, buddy.

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Ashby: Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls and his brains at the same time.

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Rounder: Well, dip my skinny.

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Rounder: Party party party party!

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Hunter: Whatever turns you on - a little wine, Jacuz-arooski, sex.

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Hunter: 15? I have underwear 15 years old.

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Scotty Palmer: I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.

Hunter: Dialogued them?

Scotty Palmer: Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.

Hunter: BBD?

Rounder: That's not like herpes, is it?

Scotty Palmer: BBD - it's the bigger and better deal.

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Rag: Brewski?

Kimberly: No, thanks. I'm watching my figure.

Rag: Yeah, me too.

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Ashby: Michelle, what do you do?

Michelle: Well, that all depends on who I'm with.

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Michelle: Why, Ashby darling, you want romance? Read a novel. You want me? I'm upstairs.

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Hunter: Party time! Ba-ba!

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Scotty Palmer: No, he's got a case of blue balls - you know, love nuts.

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Dede: God, Rounder, it's so big and scary.

Rounder: Touch it again, it's been so long.

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Hunter: Tit for tat.

Kristi: My tits for whose tat.

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Rocco: Listen, kiddo, I always treat my business partners right. May God rest their souls.

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Hunter: I spill no wine before it's time.

Rounder: You're a sick man.

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Candy: You don't know what it's like when people call you names like airhead, dingaling, yo-yo, bimbo. There's no way you can know that Scotty.

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Kimberly: An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us except a pile of white bones.

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Farnsey: My friends call me Farnsey, my enemies call me collect.

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Rag: What? The kid? Stick scammin' jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way!

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Scotty Palmer: Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for technique.

Hunter: How about a "J" for jerkoff?

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Ashby: Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick than get my hair cut here.

Hair Stylist: Whatever turns you on, Tex.

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Young Geek: Suck shit!

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