Electric Dreams (1984)

Ruth Westheimer: Talk Show Host

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• Dr. Ruth Westheimer : All right, this is Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Sexually Speaking. Hello, you are on the air.

  Edgar : Hi. It's me again.

  Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Oh, hello Me! I was wondering if you would call. What's on your mind?

  Edgar : Well, Doctor, it's really the same question: I want to know what love is.

  Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Didn't you ask me that last week?

  Edgar : Yes, but I need to know what it *feels* like. Now.

  Dr. Ruth Westheimer : OK, let me try again.

• Dr. Ruth Westheimer : When you are sitting in front of a crackling fireplace...

  Edgar : Crackling fireplace.

  Dr. Ruth Westheimer : ...and you take that lady into your arms...

  Edgar : But I don't *have* any arms.

  Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Oh dear. Do you have anything you can touch her with?

  Edgar : I don't have *anything*!

  Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Oh dear. Maybe you should go to a clinic.

  Edgar : But I can't, Dr. Ruth. Moles keeps me locked up.

  Dr. Ruth Westheimer : Locked up? You must call the police right away!

  Edgar : Right away. Yeah!