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Three mental patients (a bad impersonator, a baseball player, and a gay fashion designer) escape their asylum and sexually assault their way into a girl's private school. The girls education includes wrestling and karate, so the three mad men will find stern opposition when they least expected. Written by
George 'Buck' Flower, everyone's favourite comedy hillbilly, seems to turn up all the time in these low budget sexploitation flicks. Remember him from the dire Kitten Natividad vehicle TAKIN' IT ALL OFF (1987)? Anyway, this mean-spirited little offering turned up heavily cut on video in Britain as DELINQUENT SCHOOLGIRLS, and even though I was just a kid when I saw it, I knew there was something really wrong with it. Low-rent comedians and B-movie actors pretending to be escaped mental patients get to grope and molest a bunch of well-endowed soft porn models pretending to be schoolgirls. And that's about it. This film is so moronic, it's embarrassing. The level of humour here never rises above one of the goons shoving a grapefruit up his T-shirt so his buddy can grope it like a breast. Yes, even the Farrelly brothers would look down their noses at this one. Give it an extremely wide berth, unless you're a complete cretin or a thrill-seeking teenage dirtbag (baby).
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