City Heat (1984)
Mike Murphy: [Speer has silently entered Murphy's office] I didn't hear you knock, Lieutenant.
Lt. Speer: What a relief. I thought I must be going deaf.
Mike Murphy: [the phone rings again after Murphy hangs up on his girlfriend, but Murphy makes the mistake in thinking it is his girlfriend calling him again] Ok, I'll come over and buff your body and put a nice glow to your cheeks.
Lt. Speer: And I'll bring a nice foot to your ass.
Addy: [she and Speer are sharing a drink from a bottle of illegal booze labeled furniture polish] Wow! This really is furniture polish!
Lt. Speer: Shocking what Prohibition causes some people to drink these days.
Lt. Speer: How about a fast game of sleeper?
Poolroom thug: Never heard of it.
Lt. Speer: Well, it's simple. You go ahead and make your shot and I put you to sleep.
[cracks Poolroom thug in the head from behind with pool cue, knocking him unconscious]
Primo Pitt: [referring to the briefcase Murphy's holding] He says there's a bomb in there.
Lt. Speer: [looks at Murphy] Is there?
Mike Murphy: Well, two sticks of dynamite and a hand grenade.
Lt. Speer: [pause, then] What were you gonna do after you dropped it?
Mike Murphy: I don't know, Ollie.
Mike Murphy: [to Speer as he and Speer are trying to get information from a hoodlum] *After* we get the information, *then* you can kill him.
Mike Murphy: [after a gun battle] Look, do me a favor, don't save my life anymore!
Lt. Speer: My pleasure.
Caroline Howley: [Speer and Murphy have just rescued her from kidnappers] Well, it's about time!
Little Red: [Murphy has just crashed through a bordello window on Little Red and her client, who's dressed as Little Red Riding Hood's Wolf in headmask and nightgown] Murphy!
Mike Murphy: Hi, Marie!
Little Red: What do you think you're doin'?
Mike Murphy: I'm about to do to a couple of hoods what you're about to do to the congressman.
Lt. Speer: It wouldn't break my heart at all to scrape the street clean of your ilk. You know what an 'ilk' is, don't ya Dub?
Dub Slack: A big deer?
Lt. Speer: Yeah. Now if I catch you loitering around my precinct again I'm gonna shoot me an ilk, do you understand?