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A Christmas Carol (TV Movie 1984) Poster

(1984 TV Movie)

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Ebenezer Scrooge: [after Present shows him a starving homeless family] Why do you show me this? What has it to do with me?

Ghost of Christmas Present: Are they not of the human race? Look here, beneath my robe!

[opens his robe to reveal two haggard, ashen, corpse-like children]

Ghost of Christmas Present: Look upon these!

Ebenezer Scrooge: [stupefied with horror] What are they?

Ghost of Christmas Present: They are your children! They are the children of all who walk the earth unseen! Their names are Ignorance and Want! Beware of them! For upon their brow is written the word "doom!" They spell the downfall of you and all who deny their existence!

Ebenezer Scrooge: Have they no refuge, no resource?

Ghost of Christmas Present: [smiles, mocking him from an earlier conversation] "Are there no workhouses? Are there no prisons?"

Ebenezer Scrooge: [looks down at the children] Cover them. I do not wish to see them.

Ghost of Christmas Present: I thought as much.

[Present closes his robe to conceal the children]

Ghost of Christmas Present: They are hidden... but they live... oh, they live...

Ebenezer Scrooge: [on Tiny Tim] Tell me, Spirit... Will he live?

Ghost of Christmas Present: I see an empty place at this table. I see a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the future, the child will die.

Ebenezer Scrooge: No. Say he'll be spared.

Ghost of Christmas Present: If these shadows remain unaltered by the future, none other of my species will find him here. But if he is to die, then let him die...! "AND DECREASE THE SURPLUS POPULATION!"

Ebenezer Scrooge: You use my own words against me?

Ghost of Christmas Present: Yes! So perhaps, in the future, you will hold your tongue until you have discovered where the surplus population is, and WHO it is. It may well be that, in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live than MILLIONS like this poor man's child.

Belle: If there had been no understanding between us, would you seek me out and try to win me now, a dowerless girl with nothing but myself to bring to a marriage?

[Silence from Young Scrooge]

Belle: You have no answer?

Young Scrooge: You think I would not then?

Belle: Oh Ebenezer, what a safe and terrible answer! So characteristic of the careful man.

[pause]

Belle: Ebenezer I release you. You are a free man. I let you go with a full heart. May you be happy in the life you have chosen.

Ebenezer Scrooge: These are garments, Mr. Cratchit. Garments were invented by the human race as a protection against the cold. Once purchased, they may be used indefinitely for the purpose for which they are intended. Coal burns. Coal is momentary and coal is costly. There will be no more coal burned in this office today, is that quite clear, Mr. Cratchit?

Bob Cratchit: Yes, Sir.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Now please get back to work before I am forced to conclude that your services here are no longer required.

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Tiny Tim: God bless us, everyone.

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Ebenezer Scrooge: [looking at the Cratchit's feast] It's such a small bird.

Ghost of Christmas Present: [leaning in Scrooge's face] It's all Bob Cratchit can afford.

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Ebenezer Scrooge: [after Marley's Ghost enters] What do you want with me?

Marley's Ghost: Much.

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Young Scrooge: [Fan enters the boarding school where young Ebenezer sleeps on a desk] Fan?

[they hug]

Fan: Dear, dear brother! I've come to take you home, brother. Home for good and all! Father is so much kinder now than he used to be. One night, he spoke with me so gently that I worked up the courage to ask him if you might come home! And he said yes, you should. We came in a coach to pick you up; it's right outside!

Young Scrooge: You've grown into quite a young woman, Fan.

Fan: And you've grown into quite a young man, never to need see this lonely place again. Come on, let's not keep Father waiting.

[they dash outside to meet their father. Young Ebenezer starts to hug Silas, but the elder man holds out his walking-stick, preventing the boy from doing so]

Silas Scrooge: There, there, boy. Let's have a look at you. Well, they haven't been overfeeding you. That's evident.

Young Scrooge: I've grown, Fan tells me.

Silas Scrooge: Yes, most boys do. I imagine she's also told you that you're not moving back here. So it's time you made your way in the world. I've arrange an apprenticeship for you. You'll move into Mr. Fezziwig's establishment in three days' time.

Fan: Three days, Father? It's been YEARS since we've had my brother at home! I was hoping we'd have him for longer.

Silas Scrooge: LONGER? Three days is QUITE long enough for BOTH of us. You DO agree, Ebenezer, DON'T you?

Young Scrooge: Indeed, Sir. Quite long enough.

Silas Scrooge: That's better. Come along, Fan.

[They ride off for home]

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Tiny Tim: [outside Scrooge's office] Merry Christmas, Mister Scrooge.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Don't beg on this corner, boy.

Tiny Tim: I'm not begging, Sir. I'm Tim Cratchit. I'm waiting for my father.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Tim Cratchit, eh? Well you'll have a long wait, then, won't you?

[he walks off]

Tiny Tim: Merry Christmas, Sir!

Ebenezer Scrooge: Humbug.

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Mr. Pemberton: [at the exchange] ... Ah, Ebenezer. We were afraid you wouldn't come.

Mr. Tipton: It's about to close, Sir.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Well, I'm here, aren't I?

Mr. Pemberton: Good. You'll take our bid, then?

Mr. Tipton: I take it you've changed your mind.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Yes, I have changed my mind. The price has gone up.

Mr. Pemberton: Gone up? But that's impossible!

Ebenezer Scrooge: If you want my corn, gentlemen, you'll meet the price I quoted yesterday... plus five percent interest for the delay.

Mr. Tipton: That's outrageous, Scrooge. You'll be left with a warehouse stuffed full of corn!

Ebenezer Scrooge: Well, that's my affair, isn't it?

Mr. Pemberton: If we have to meet your price, our bread will be more expensive. The poor will suffer.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Then buy someone else's corn. Good day, Sirs.

Mr. Tipton: Scrooge, one moment. We'll buy your corn... at the price you quoted yesterday.

Ebenezer Scrooge: It's too late for that, gentlemen. And if you wait until tomorrow, it'll cost you another five percent interest.

Mr. Pemberton: Damn it, Scrooge, that's not fair!

Ebenezer Scrooge: No, but it's business. I'll give you a second to make up your minds.

[Pemberton and Tipton do so]

Mr. Tipton: All right, Scrooge, done and done!

Ebenezer Scrooge: Good. Make sure that a check for the entire amount is deposited with my clerk. I don't ship until I have the cash in hand.

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Ebenezer Scrooge: ...Where are we now?

Ghost of Christmas Present: The name would mean nothing to you. It's a place, like too many in this world.

Meg: ...Mary, Peter, they're cooked.

[to Ben]

Meg: Do we have enough wood for the night?

Peter (their son): They're too hot to eat yet, mother.

Meg: They'll be cooler soon enough.

Mary (their daughter): How did you get these, father?

Ben: [defensive] I didn't steal them, if that's what you're saying!

Meg: She never SAID you stole them, Ben! Don't berate the girl.

Ben: She should have some respect!

Meg: They fell from a cart into the road, Mary.

Ben: Your father's not a thief, Mary... Not yet.

Meg: ...Ben, come back and eat with us, won't you?

Ben: Look at these hands, Meg. They're hard hands; they've done hard work. I want to work, to have bread for my children... It's not right that there's no work.

Meg: We four still have each other, Ben. That's the most important thing.

Ben: I love you, Meg, all of you. Tomorrow, I want you to take the children and go to the Parish Poorhouse.

Meg: No! Better we all drown in the river, than go to one of THOSE places and be separated forever!

Ben: Only until I can find work.

Meg: We wouldn't LAST that long...! Come on, Ben, let's have some dinner.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Why are these people out here? Wearing rags, eating scraps! Why aren't they in poorhouses, or...?

Ghost of Christmas Present: Have you VISITED any of these poorhouses you speak of?

Ebenezer Scrooge: No, but I'm taxed for them; isn't that enough?

Ghost of Christmas Present: YOU tell ME.

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Fred Holywell: [on his Uncle Ebenezer] ... His wealth is quite useless to him, really. He doesn't do any good with it; he doesn't even make HIMSELF comfortable with it.

Ebenezer Scrooge: [whom nobody else can see or hear] I haven't SQUANDERED it, if that's what you mean by "making myself comfortable!"

Ghost of Christmas Present: You mustn't argue with those in the right. It's pointless, and even tactless.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Tact is a quality I despise.

Ghost of Christmas Present: *That* I can see.

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Ebenezer Scrooge: [to a "simile" player at the Hollywell's party, who's just been eliminated from the proceedings] ... "Quick as a FLASH," you idiot!

Ghost of Christmas Present: Ebenezer! Shush!

Ebenezer Scrooge: You said they could neither see nor hear us.

Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh, yes... that's right. Well, even I forget the regulations sometimes; after all, I don't come back very often.

Ebenezer Scrooge: SHUSH... I'm trying to listen to the game!

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Mrs. Dilber: [having cleaned out Scrooge's townhouse, she's now selling his things on the rough side of town] ... Watch, bed-curtains, blankets... So what's your offer for all these?

Old Joe: One pound-sterling, five crowns and three schillings. Not a hay-penny more if I was to be boiled for it.

Mrs. Dilber: You're hardened, Joe, and no mistake!

Old Joe: I'm ALWAYS kind to the ladies! That's the way I ruined myself!

[both laugh]

Ebenezer Scrooge: [to Christmas Future] Spirit, what perversity is this? I've asked to see some emotion connected with that man's death... and you've shown me only greed, and malice, and apathy! Let me see some TENDERNESS, some... DEPTH OF FEELING!

[finds himself back at the Cratchit House]

Ebenezer Scrooge: There must be some mistake; your fellow Spirit already brought me here, earlier.

[Christmas Future motions for him to go on in]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Very well... You're devilishly hard to have conversation with.

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Ebenezer Scrooge: [after Cratchit claps following Fred's speech to Scrooge] Another sound from you... and you'll keep your Christmas by losing your situation.

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Ebenezer Scrooge: [Sitting under the bridge after the Ghost of Christmas Present leaves] What have I done... to be abandoned like this? What?

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Fred Holywell: Uncle Ebenezer, this is my wife Janet. Janet this is Uncle Ebenezer.

Janet Holywell: It's a pleasure.

Ebenezer Scrooge: More like a surprise wouldn't you say?

Janet Holywell: Well that too.

Fred Holywell: That's quite true. Quite honestly it is a surprise. At least yesterday, you made it quite clear, it seemed to me at least, that you had no intention of accepting my annual invitation.

Ebenezer Scrooge: I made other things clear too didn't I, Fred? That Christmas was a humbug - a waste of time and money. A false and commercial festival, devoutly to be ignored.

Fred Holywell: Yes, basically that was it.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Well, I've come for three reasons. First, to beg your pardon for the things I said about Christmas. That was a humbug Fred.

Fred Holywell: Was it?

Ebenezer Scrooge: I didn't know it then, but I know it now. Secondly, I've come to meet your wife.

Fred Holywell: Well here she is.

Ebenezer Scrooge: Yes, and a very beautiful woman she is too.

Janet Holywell: Thank you.

Ebenezer Scrooge: I uh... I was in love once. Would you believe that?

Janet Holywell: Yes.

Ebenezer Scrooge: But I possessed neither the courage nor the optimism nor perhaps the depth of feeling that you two have. Thirdly, if the invitation to dine with you today is still in force, I accept.

Fred Holywell: Of course it's still in force! Hurrah! I was sure that one day...

Ebenezer Scrooge: You were sure? Well apparently you were right. Yes I should like to dine with you and your friends.

Janet Holywell: You'll be more than welcome!

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Marley's Ghost: I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it link by link and yard by yard. Is its pattern strange to you or would you know the length of the strong coils you bear yourself? It was as full, as heavy, as long as this seven Christmas Eves ago, you have labored on it since, it is a ponderous chain!

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Ebenezer Scrooge: [to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come] You're devilish hard to have a conversation with.

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