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Eugenie Ross-Leming (teleplay) &
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Release Date:
4 November 1984 (USA) See more »
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Curt Taylor is a convict and owes Phil Drexler the number 1 convict in the prison. Now to settle his... See more » | Add synopsis »
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Cast

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Joan Collins ... Cartier Rand / Marilyn Hallifax

David Hasselhoff ... Curt Taylor

Ed Lauter ... Lyndon Dean
Randi Brooks ... Shirl
Steve Peck ... J.J. Phonopolous (as Steven Apostle Pec)
Jordan Charney ... Ben Foley
Patricia Elliott ... Margo Houser

Charles Napier ... Morgan Carroll
Rita Taggart ... Monica
Raymond Singer ... Raymond
Joe La Due ... Russ Houser (as Joe LaDue)

Telly Savalas ... Phil Drexler
Jay Gerber ... Arthur
Hilly Hicks ... Al

Louisa Moritz ... Wife of fish market / restaurant owner

Liz Sheridan ... Miss Carpenter
Donald Wayne ... Greg Howard (as Donald Torres)

Paul Marin ... Wayne

Patrick Cronin
John Gibson
Linda Hoy ... Studio Executive
Susie Duff ... Receptionist
Larry Van Nuys
John Del Regno
Federico Roberto
David H. 'Dutch' Van Dalsem (as Dutch Van Dalsem)

Raf Mauro ... Pilot (as Ralph Mauro)
John Bloom ... David
Will Morton

Mark Wilson

Harry Reems ... State Trooper
Kate Zentall
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Gunnar Magg ... Adonis (uncredited)

John Richard Petersen ... Waiter at gay bar (uncredited)

John Vance ... Tour guide (uncredited)
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Directed by
Rod Holcomb 
 
Writing credits
Eugenie Ross-Leming (teleplay) &
Brad Buckner (teleplay)

Eugenie Ross-Leming (story) &
Brad Buckner (story) and
Michael Devereaux (story)

Produced by
Brad Buckner .... supervising producer
Joel Dean .... producer
Leonard Hill .... executive producer
Christopher Nelson .... producer
Eugenie Ross-Leming .... supervising producer
 
Original Music by
Arthur B. Rubinstein 
 
Cinematography by
Hanania Baer 
 
Film Editing by
Erwin Dumbrille 
 
Casting by
Harriet B. Helberg  (as Helberg)
Jessica Overwise  (as Overwise)
 
Art Direction by
Veronica Hadfield  (as Penny V. Hadfield)
 
Set Decoration by
Cricket Rowland 
 
Costume Design by
Donfeld (gowns)
Katherine Dover 
 
Makeup Department
Monica Helpman .... hair stylist
Marsha Lewis .... hair stylist
Dee Mansano .... makeup artist
Moni Mansano .... makeup artist (as Mony Mansano)
 
Production Management
Ronald H. Gilbert .... executive in charge of production (as Ron Gilbert)
Cyrus Yavneh .... production manager
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Richard Butler .... second unit director
Bill Carroll .... first assistant director
Venita Ozols .... second assistant director
 
Art Department
Charles Stewart .... property master (as Chuck Stewart)
 
Sound Department
Cliff Bell Jr. .... adr supervisor
Robert Jackson .... boom operator
Patrushkha Mierzwa .... boom operator
Steven Nevius .... cable person (as Steve Nevius)
Kendrick Sweet .... supervising sound effects editor (as Ken Sweet)
Mark Ulano .... sound mixer
Dick Wahrman .... supervising sound effects editor
 
Stunts
Jon H. Epstein .... stunts
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Sam Gart .... camera operator: second unit
Alan Levin .... still photographer
Michael E. Little .... first assistant camera
Ted Rhodes .... key grip
James Rosenthal .... gaffer (as Jim Rosenthal)
Jonathan Sharpe .... second assistant camera (as Jon Sharpe)
 
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Robert Eli Bodford Jr. .... costume supervisor
 
Music Department
Abby Treloggen .... music editor
Christopher Flick .... assistant music editor (uncredited)
 
Transportation Department
Gary Littlefield .... transportation coordinator
 
Other crew
Lupe Amador .... assistant to executive producer
Judith Bryer .... assistant: Ms. Collins
Maureen Butler .... production assistant
Michael R. Casey .... location manager (as Michael Casey)
Darryl Fong .... production assistant
Cindy Franke .... production assistant
Brad M. Gilbert .... assistant: Mr. Holcomb (as Brad Gilbert)
Ardythe Goergens .... production controller (as Ardythe Crary Goergens)
Karen Golden .... script supervisor
Laura Hoffman .... production coordinator
Sallie Jo Houston .... assistant to executive producers
Art Scholl .... pilot
 

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96 min | Spain:120 min
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The lithograph on Cartier's living room wall, later shot down, is actually of Joan Collins.See more »
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Cartier Rand:You must admit, it bears a certain resemblance to what I told Rick last week?See more »
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9 out of 10 people found the following review useful.
A Very Funny And Romantic Pairing, 4 March 2006
Author: edebrajjean from Lithia Springs, GA

I was quite surprised to find this made-for-TV movie on sale on DVD at Overstock.com Saturday, February 4, 2006 just one month ago, and naturally ordered it, receiving it just over a week later on Monday, February 13. Yet because I had seen it when it premiered on TV back in 1984, I had been in no immediate hurry to re-view it, and had thusly put it on the shelf and forgotten it. Well, Thursday night with nothing on TV but "American Idol" competition, I put it on, and it proved as entertaining as when all of America was introduced to it back then.

In "The Cartier Affair," David Hasselhoff plays ex-con Curt Taylor, who owes the number one prison convict Phil Drexler played by the deliciously slick-tongued and slick-headed Telly Savalas of "Kojak" fame---well, in effect, his life for protecting him in prison. Upon his release, he is given a tip about a job by an associate of Drexler, who steers him to an employment agent who is on the phone with the manager of Cartier Rand, over-the-top TV soap actress played by then-Dynasty soap diva Joan Collins, whose long-stressed secretary had finally snapped and been taken under arrest after shooting up Cartier's mansion and half of her possessions. Cartier, whose love life with long-time lover Morgan, played by the dapper Charles Napier, is as unsatisfying as her job and relationships with sycophant other associates, demands a replacement secretary in a hurry; yet rather than put her trust in another traitorous female, she requests that they send over a 'male.' Morgan, however, insists on a female secretary for his lady love because he is jealous of any other man who looks at her. However, the employment agent, looking for an opportunity to rip off Cartier of her jewels, takes one look at Curt who has just arrived in response to the job tip he had been given, and comes up with a ruse to satisfy them all---he tells Cartier's manager that he has the perfect secretary for her, a man, who is---in a word, gay. So very straight "Knightrider" Hasselhoff is roped into playing gay secretary to very straight Joan Collins, who thinks she'll be able to carry her distance to him off---that is, until he walks in her door, the cutest gay man she had ever seen walking on two legs. And it wasn't that the fabulously youthful Collins looked too old for Hasselhoff in this movie; at a height of---I believe---6'4", David was tall and all, but all gangly arms and legs and looked like had stepped straight out of high school, with his baby-doll smile and too mesmeric eyes for any man to have. With a padded resume that gave him a typing speed of a ridiculously impossible 120 words per minute, David is just there to get the goods on her security system and give them to his employment agent---until he starts finding himself falling for the woman so unlike her actress persona and as much in need of a real friend as he is. Naturally, a romantic pairing with this new employee that Joan herself terms a "gay secretary-turned straight gangster" is inevitable. But as what is wrong in both their lives unravels and is thrown into chaos, aided by the unexpected intrusion of a ridiculous ex-girlfriend of Curt and partner-in-crime played by an outrageous Randi Brooks, Curt and Cartier have to rely on each other to keep alive and exonerate themselves amid a most comical flee from Hollywood by limousine and trek to Mexico by Volkswagen to recover the jewels stolen by the crooked employment agent that is going to breathe life back into the despairing Cartier, having both been written off her soap opera and ripped off by her manager, who has extorted her money and run off with a stiff female associate. And once they have destroyed the bad guys and done just that in an even funnier plane ride finale and Cartier has gotten Curt off the hook with number one prison convict Drexler, the movie ends with the two so similar to each other staring blissfully at the moon under shelter of a cave in the middle of the desert, where they have not the slightest idea of how they're going to get back to Hollywood the next day. But with all the romantic possibilities that lay ahead of them secluded out there alone on a long balmy night---who cares?

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