Blame It on Rio (1984)
Victor Lyons: You slept with someone? Why didn't you tell me?
Jennifer Lyons: I just did.
Victor Lyons: Now you tell me? What good does it do me now?
Jennifer Lyons: What good is it SUPPOSED to do you?
Victor Lyons: They smiled. Maybe we should talk to them.
Matthew Hollis: We can't. They're practically naked.
Victor Lyons: Try to picture them with clothes on.
Isabella: You are my twelfth lover in twelve days.
Victor Lyons: Really?
Isabella: I don't hurt your feelings?
Victor Lyons: No, I've always been a team player.
Matthew: One time a company I worked for transferred me to an island in the Pacific. Fantastic place. I invited my girl to visit me. I sent her a postcard everyday with a single word on each card. I wrote "Found a virgin paradise. It's yours. Matthew." Narturally, they were delivered in the wrong order. The message she got was "Found a virgin. It's paradise. Yours, Matthew." Never heard from her again.
Jennifer Lyons: Make love to me.
Matthew Hollis: I'm twenty years older than you.
Jennifer Lyons: Twenty-eight.
Nicole Hollis: I'm no longer a carnivore. I don't eat anything that's ever had parents.
Jennifer Lyons: Do you hate me?
Nicole Hollis: No, him. Does he tell you he loves you?
Jennifer Lyons: No.
Nicole Hollis: You'll get used to it.
Jennifer Lyons: Poor Daddy!
Matthew Hollis: Oh, yours or Nicole's?
Jennifer Lyons: Mine.
Matthew Hollis: Oh, that poor daddy. You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting a poor daddy.
Jennifer Lyons: That's not your lifeline, that's your heartline.
Matthew Hollis: Teeny little thing, isn't it?
Nicole Hollis: She's in love, you know?
Matthew Hollis: She thinks so.
Nicole Hollis: If you think so, you are.
Victor Lyons: What the hell are you doing, asking for her hand? "With this teething ring I thee wed"?
Matthew Hollis: It was, quite simply, the worst night of my life, my embarrassment compounded by the fact that Victor had now slept with two out of the three members of my family.
Matthew: You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice.
Matthew: [about their daughters] They'll be all right. They're good girls.
Victor: Yeah. Let's go find some bad ones.
Matthew: It was just what I needed: a one inch god with a two inch penis.