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Blame It on Rio (1984) Poster

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Victor Lyons: You slept with someone? Why didn't you tell me?

Jennifer Lyons: I just did.

Victor Lyons: Now you tell me? What good does it do me now?

Jennifer Lyons: What good is it SUPPOSED to do you?

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Eduardo Marques: You are, how you say, the queer couple?

Matthew Hollis: Odd couple, odd.

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Victor Lyons: They smiled. Maybe we should talk to them.

Matthew Hollis: We can't. They're practically naked.

Victor Lyons: Try to picture them with clothes on.

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Isabella: You are my twelfth lover in twelve days.

Victor Lyons: Really?

Isabella: I don't hurt your feelings?

Victor Lyons: No, I've always been a team player.

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Matthew Hollis: Last night never happened.

Jennifer Lyons: I know. I was there when it didn't.

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Matthew: One time a company I worked for transferred me to an island in the Pacific. Fantastic place. I invited my girl to visit me. I sent her a postcard everyday with a single word on each card. I wrote "Found a virgin paradise. It's yours. Matthew." Narturally, they were delivered in the wrong order. The message she got was "Found a virgin. It's paradise. Yours, Matthew." Never heard from her again.

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Victor: You can't go.

Matthew: I'll be back but I have to go first.

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Matthew Hollis: Do you miss me at all?

Karen Hollis: At all? Yes dear, I miss you at all.

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Victor Lyons: That lady is my kind of guy. Don't wait up.

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Jennifer Lyons: Make love to me.

Matthew Hollis: I'm twenty years older than you.

Jennifer Lyons: Twenty-eight.

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Matthew Hollis: Kiss you? I ought to spank you!

Jennifer Lyons: Oh, please, and bite me too.

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Nicole Hollis: I'm no longer a carnivore. I don't eat anything that's ever had parents.

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Jennifer Lyons: Do you hate me?

Nicole Hollis: No, him. Does he tell you he loves you?

Jennifer Lyons: No.

Nicole Hollis: You'll get used to it.

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Jennifer Lyons: Poor Daddy!

Matthew Hollis: Oh, yours or Nicole's?

Jennifer Lyons: Mine.

Matthew Hollis: Oh, that poor daddy. You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting a poor daddy.

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Jennifer Lyons: That's not your lifeline, that's your heartline.

Matthew Hollis: Teeny little thing, isn't it?

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Nicole Hollis: She's in love, you know?

Matthew Hollis: She thinks so.

Nicole Hollis: If you think so, you are.

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Victor Lyons: What the hell are you doing, asking for her hand? "With this teething ring I thee wed"?

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Matthew Hollis: It was, quite simply, the worst night of my life, my embarrassment compounded by the fact that Victor had now slept with two out of the three members of my family.

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Jennifer Lyons: Will you forget me?

Matthew Hollis: The minute I die.

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Victor Lyons: We've got a lot to talk about.

Jennifer Lyons: I know. I'm so glad you're leaving.

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Matthew: You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice.

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Matthew: [about their daughters] They'll be all right. They're good girls.

Victor: Yeah. Let's go find some bad ones.

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Matthew: It was just what I needed: a one inch god with a two inch penis.

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Victor: "Poor bastard", huh? If I ever get my hands on him, I'll beat him to death, that'll unconfuse him.

Matthew: A beating is not the way, my friend.

Eduardo Marques: He's right, you know?

Matthew: Personally, I prefer torture.

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