- Mark Fisher: [looking at Leslie] I swear, I know that girl from someplace. I have seen her someplace before.
- Rachel Blackstone: You didn't meet her at the Genius Club. I saw her before in the locker room, trying to put her leg-warmers on -- over her head!
- Mark Fisher: Very funny. Well, personally, I happen to like leg-warmers, I think they're sexy.
- Rachel Blackstone: [facetiously] Great. That's what makes you happy? I'll go one better. I'll put on knee-socks and a kilt, with nothing underneath.
- Mark Fisher: Ooh. Catholic high school girls in trouble. I get to be the crossing-guard.
- Rachel Blackstone: [chuckles] You pervert. I thought you'd like it.