The Cosby Show (1984–1992)
[after the saxophone opening theme ends]
Cliff: This is the best elevator music I've ever heard!
Cliff: [watching all the news reports about nuclear bombs on TV] Rudy, hurry up and become president because we need you now!
Clair Huxtable: Please!
Cliff: Clair, we don't even know if the joint is Theo's and you already got the boy going to Turkey.
Theo: [trying to get Rudy to eat her Brussel sprouts] Okay, pretend you're King Kong and those are the Three Stooges.
Cliff: If you call a female surgeon 'old', she will tear you apart.
Vanessa Huxtable: Rudy, what are you gonna do in life with a fourth grade education ?
Rudy: Teach third grade !